5280ft
i try so hard
cool it with the shrimp, buddy
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Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.
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i need to drop out
#^ been saying this for a decade straifht and has never followed through#BUT I HAVE no time again it pisses me Awf…………#maybe jeffdave fic on the horizon but NO promises km still cuzach pilled anyway#milespost
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maybe the real fridayfunkins were the friends we made along the way
#i’m flipping the fuck out hero im straifht up flipping burgers five guys burgers and fries im working at the ford factory line for meat and#everything the conditions theyve got me working in are not livable i just lost a hand in the loom the big loom we keep next to the fryer
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5280ft...we Miss you come home
WAAAHAUAHAHA IM ALIVE I PROMISE!!!!!! 🥹 i could never leave my oomfie.
#im just going back to college so my period of inactivity is starting again 😭#i need to write again. i need to be alive#ask#u and i frolicking eternally in a flower field together etc
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back in my day the dispensary was someone who graduated your high school 2 years ago who you had to text over Snapchat and their freaky bitmoji would peek over the top of the text box to watch you type
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WHY DID HE CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL LOCS!?
LITERALLY what i’m saying omg 😭!!! men stop cutting your hair it’s always the voice of the devil tempting u
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grown ass men
#literally playing with toys#michael cutting his hair is sending me into a spiral of grief btw#truly been a wild 2 weeks for me and hes my final straw#milespost#zach?!MICHAEL!#zach hadel#michael cusack
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#etc#iiiii need to get back to writing to make me more normal but after finishing break point google docs became so trite and passé#have a vague hasneff idea we’llsee if goes anywhere but feels like i shoild be writing ytlam rather than doing ofher hasneff things idk#i missed his bday :(
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two DANGEROUS CRYPTIDS casting SPELLS OF UNKNOWN FORCE if seen CALL THE AUTHORITIES and DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
#im slightly late to these images but i was just made aware of them and nearly yelped like a dog#cuzach
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sick to my fuckkng stomach he looks like a jpeg made a wish upon a star to become a human person and it was granted
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Can you imagine the afternoon we could have been having right now
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me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
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Live Laugh Lyle
#i’m running out of weird things to say in your tags to show my enjoyment but you can imagine something miles typical here#ouuuuuuggh
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