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reading the hawkeye comics has ruined me man. why did the fraction/aja run have to show me the coolest disaster bisexual in existence and all my friends only know about mcu hawkeye. they dont even know. hes right there and no one even knows. frantically googling ways to trick my friends into reading a comic book about the the bow and arrow guy

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I'm in love with all this season's contestants

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STEVIE MARTIN and JASON MANTZOUKAS in the live task

TASKMASTER: Series 19 Episode 7, "Glass Half Most"

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Anyone remember in the Sarah Jane Adventures when the doctor and Clyde kept changing places... Just saying

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I think the best way to describe thunderbolts is Avengers (2012) but it’s actually found family and not just coworkers

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Obsessed with the idea that Bucky, Yelena and Alexei speak to each other in Russian purely to annoy John.

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Bob giving up control of his life to the physical embodiment of his depression and then beating himself up over it and the void just becoming more powerful as a result is such a perfect metaphor. like yeah, that's exactly how it is, you can't beat depression with self-loathing, you need support and purpose and the people you love and loves you. they pulled it off beautifully

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can’t believe it’s actually out finally

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This is killing me

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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thunderbolts as a concept is hilarious to me lmfao like imagine your DAD is a part of your friend group

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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"sometimes I think we're all your children" Kate you only think that because he fucked your dad your experiences are not universal

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NOT NOW BLANKETY BLANK I'M STILL PROCESSING DOCTOR WHO

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What. The. Fuck.