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when the coffee's brewed, there's nothing i can't dude
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ive swam in the ocean for my wholeeee life but i still cannot swim near a boat withoit freaking out. or a buoy/rope thats in the water
#AAAAA#i was gonna say “especially boats' but the fastest ive ever swum was when i accidentally touched a submerged line of rope#the fear that hit me when i brushed against that rope..... i swam to shore in record time#the rope was connecting 2 buoys and i knew it was there and it was supposed to be there etc#but i didnt know i was close enough to touch it AAAAAACK#noted
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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes
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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY
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There’s a bar where they make uh . Hold on . Yeah they make Fine washed cocktails for you . And the drink mats are made of 22 carat gold. You can suck their cock & also . You must pay upon leaving. You can suck their cock. It is a nice And interesting bar club
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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the angels have come for your gluttony
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