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understand: if we are driving somewhere and you turn on a fucking audiobook without at least asking first i am blowing you up with my mind.

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a miracle child who was born immune to car accidents has become a target of neighborhood drivers as they happily plow into him and watch him get up and smile and flip them a quarter

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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all of this is /j and /lh!!

edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol

also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 3.5 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all

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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

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I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website

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Happy Birthday Undertale 

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You pull out of me and your dick is tied in a knot like a cherry stem

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warriors au where theyre all show cats but the levels of drama and intensity are just as high

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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw