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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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the sense of knowing that you're in a big transitional stage of your life. such a surreal feeling. exciting and terrifying and grief-filled and joyous all at once.

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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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I will not buy tools I cannot afford I will not buy tools I cannot afford I will not buy tools I cannot afford

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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

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happy birthday butches

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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

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guys i don't want to sound like a slut, but i want hugs

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Laziness Does Not Exist Devon Price

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Keeping it classy in Syracuse, NY

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot