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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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Y'all better be drinking water.

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i want a boyfriend in the same way people want a puppy. they’re cute, dumb and entertaining. i like when they’re clingy. wanna be his favorite person and have him always too excited to see me. wanna take care and play with them. definitely wanna put a collar on him, have him whine for me, give him treats, and make him do tricks. so cute.

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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

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Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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🩸DEATH🩸

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did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

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FYI we are now putting poison in the chips becase we think your stupid and we hate you

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Please look at these babies!

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Chiptuner

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something