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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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So for now, it's gotta be bye, intrepid heroes. x

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"I know Rick Perry had nothing to do with this"

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poor gurathin has against his will realized that he vibes with murderbot perfectly, immediately saw it heroically die in the explosion, then saw it get stolen and destroyed by the corprim, did a monumentally dangerous thing without a backup to bring it back, brought it back, and was extremely visibly excited to have somebody on presaux to roll his eyes in unison with. like he loves them all, but murderbot also turned out to speak his language, and hoo boy did he miss that.

he was So Excited to show murderbot the ropes, omg. so soft and sleepy and happy and offering to share and re-experience the best ever thing that happened to him to somebody who would get just how weird and miraculous and amazing it was.

and then, oooof. oh man, the actors were SO GOOD. like two lines of dialogue to convey murderbot haltingly grapple with its own understanding of its wants and needs; and gurathin's accepts that and, essentially, blesses it to go. amazing.

(mensah is still murderbot's favorite human. but those two are going to be a menace to society when murderbot, grown into its own skin, will come back home.)

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So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.

Part 1 here!

Part 3

(Check my page for more stories soon)

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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

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🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

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aabria and brennan genuinely look ready to murder katie and i am OBSESSED

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Murph on D20 compared to NADDPOD is like when an oldest sibling goes to their grandparents and gets to be a bratty kid like they truly are instead of just always being put in charge of babysitting the younger siblings because what’d you mean he’s doing an off-mic bit about fucking throwing dice 😭😭😭

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me coming in to work when I don't know the vibe of the day yet

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They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of