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Acting like an old married couple since 2008 Happy 10th anniversary, Dean and Castiel! 

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Clear your mind here

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“Mother of the gods, the One, the Only, Mistress of the Crowns, thou rulest all; Sekhmet is thy name when thou are wrathful, Bast, beloved, when thy people call. Daughter of the sun, with flame and fury Flashing from the prow upon the foe; Safely sails the boat with thy protection Passing scatheless where thy fires glow. Daughter of the Sun, the burial chamber Lies in the darkness til thy light appears. From thy Throne of Silence send us comfort, Bast, beloved, banish all our fears. Mother of the gods, no gods existed Til thou camest there and gave them life. Sekhmet of the boat, the wicked fear thee Trampling down all evil and all strife. Mother of the gods, the great, the loved one, Winged and mighty, unto thee we call, Naming thee the Comforter, the Ruler Bast, beloved, Mother of us all.”

— “​Hymn to Sekhmet-Bast,” from The Egyptian Book of the Dead (Translated in Margaret A. Murray’s Egyptian Religious Poetry, 1949, p103)

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i can’t believe people read MY text posts in THEIR own accent… my text posts have a swedish accent can’t you tell?

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#badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2N89s1h

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Sam: Gabe, please come out. I’m sorry for saying that you should try a salad

Gabriel: No! You have betrayed me in the worst possible way! How could you?!

Sam: Is there anything I can say to make it better?

Gabriel: no.

Sam:

Gabriel:

Sam: I have a piece of candy…

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Apology accepted

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Better safe than sorry…

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why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

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Kittens!

…and their Mother

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Non-specific life advice

1. If you’re living in a rental property, stick to white wine.

2. In case you do spill red wine over your landlord’s white wallpaper, try white vinegar. Worked for me.

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Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

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Me after brain decides insomnia is the best thing ever...

It’s been a long week

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

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Erik Tryggelin (1878–1962)

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