Hockey. Disney. Tigers. Orcas. Owls. Not necessarily in that order. Also a whole bunch of other randomness!
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hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was
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there are some questions it's really just not appropriate to ask a lady.
questions like "how much yarn do you already have" and "don't you already have three projects" or "where would we store a blowtorch"
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The more bisexuals in your life. The better
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Not to be all "old man yells at cloud" but back in my day we had a movie about a young teen who couldn't wait to be "Thirty, flirty, and thriving," and now I get confronted with anti aging products aimed at 20 year olds.
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it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger
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Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
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acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
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