requested by salamanderspeak
FB | TWITTER | QUOTURES LIST
969 notes
·
View notes
WELP since Outertale is one of my favs AUs I tried to cover Asgore’s song with space-sounding instruments, I don’t really know if I did a nice job, but here it is, enjoy :)
190 notes
·
View notes
jojo
part 1: steroid-filled angel who punches with the power of the sun combats his pasty-ass vampire brother and his army of mutant zombies
part 2: the aztec gods of fitness want to be the gods of everything. local brit with a plan for literally everything and his bubble buddy think otherwise
part 3: teenager in a perpetual state of grouch and his friends of questionable heterosexuality hospitalize a lot of people to save his dying mom, including a pasty-ass man who can't stay dead
part 4: japanese high schooler with the power of friendship and healing must defeat hand-fetishistic serial killer david bowie by kinkshaming him to death
part 5: flamboyant white-passing japanese kid joins the italian fashion mafia in order to overthrow their flamboyant boss, to prove that drugs are bad, m'kay
part 6: rag-tag team of prisoners and a little boy must see to it that gay priest does not destroy the universe itself in worship of a pasty-ass man
part 7: the president wants the corpse of jesus christ, and only a paraplegic, a man with steel balls, a dinosaur, a woman with a can of meat spray, and a 14yr old girl who's wed to a 52yr old man can stop him from getting it
part 8: amnesiac sailor with four testicles must solve the mystery behind his four testicles by stealing things
6K notes
·
View notes
*88% chance to hit the enemy.*
*Misses*
*13% chance for enemy to hit your party.*
*Enemy lands hit three times and does a critical.*
2K notes
·
View notes
the official preview for “it could’ve been great” <333
my heart is melting
28 notes
·
View notes
fallout, the first three hours: i am a small fragile flower, i will die if the wind changes
fallout, hour forty: i'm king thick dick of fuck you mountain and i will successfully melee this behemoth with a replica cartoon character's axe while wearing a submariner's hat
28K notes
·
View notes
merry christmas everyone in star wars is gay
1K notes
·
View notes
honestly i would be happy with a video game with no main plot just a bunch of collectibles and fetch quests to help npcs get their lunch or whatever. but with parkour.
20 notes
·
View notes
Merry Christmas
Nothing better than drunk karaoke
0 notes
Reblog if you think that Napstablook is shaped like a friend.
Ignore if you want to be murdered by a sexy robot.
11K notes
·
View notes
reblog if you know a hella rad asexual person
227K notes
·
View notes