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field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.

and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.

bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid

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Im back with more ive been dying at work but here I am

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I need draw but no have brain do

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You know, a lot of people who arent familiar with greek mythology idolize zues because they believe zues is like God and hades is like Satan, which is wrong in so many ways, but it makes me wonder if people think the Underworld is hell and Mount Olympus is heaven, which is also very wrong.

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do you have autism and/or ADHD? (also don’t be nasty abt self-diagnosis in the notes! autism and ADHD are hard to get diagnosed with if you’re not a white cis boy)

yes, both diagnosed

yes, diagnosed autism, self dx’d ADHD

yes, diagnosed ADHD, self dx’d autism

yes, both self-dx’d

only autism (diagnosed)

only ADHD (diagnosed)

only autism (self-diagnosed)

only ADHD (self-diagnosed)

no, neither

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what are your exact coordinates

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I got the yootooz stolas nightlight for Christmas :>

another annoying hyperspecific poll

have only one fellopian tube

plays 7 or more instruments

has bite marks on their glasses

very, VERY irrationally afraid of thunderstorms

has never eaten pickles

lives in south carolina

owns exactly 1 yootooz figure and it is not of a youtuber

fathers family is from the dominican republic

multiple of these???

none of these

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Trump is president, people on tumblr ship one of the Pines with the triangle, everyone is playing Undertale, we're about to get a new season of Steven Universe, and a new FNAF game just came out.

Close enough, welcome back 2016

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Look all im gonna say is Odysseus spent TWENTY YEARS using his family as a guide and motivation to press onward. Around half of that was spent just trying to get home! This man literally went to hell and back to see his family again! This is man who can and has murdered a castle full of people single handedly (with just a little help from his son) bc they threatened to hurt his boy. After all that hardship, he more than deserves to carry a new member of his family. Let this man have the best fucking retirement he could dream of.

Having fond flashbacks to reading The Odyssey in high school rn...

(Cough cough feel free to send me happy post-canon Odysseus mpreg fics if you know any, guys)

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because of ford beating dean in the mpreg poll I’m gonna finally write my fucked up pregnant ford horror au one-shot 😌

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This poll is genuinely Hilarious, but I would like to put forward a funny thought for people voting Ford.

The man is strange and occasionally absurd; we all know this.

What if

He agrees to it because something Wild happens in the world every time someone wins a Tumblr Poll, and he wants to know what will happen with this one.

(And, you know, scientific curiosity for how a body not originally built for procreation would handle it.)

But he would probably want to also avoid being in the Blast Zone (so to speak) when it does happen. And you know what unspoken social rule exists in the world?

People aren't allowed to be mad at a pregnant person. They are not allowed to stress them out. Or bother them needlessly. Or do things that would "hurt the baby" by upsetting the carrying parent.

As long as he had some way to make sure it wasn't his Ex's kid, I think he would roll with it.

LMAO you make a good point. 😂 Every time someone annoyed him even a little, he could definitely pull the 'leave me alone im pregnant :(' card.

I'm definitely curious to see if the end of the poll leads to the end of a shitty person's life something wild too.

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So, I don't know if you know this but there's an Official Epic the Musical Discord Server that Jorge Rivera-Herrans (creater of Epic and voice/art reference of Odysseus) and a lot of the other actual Epic cast members are in.

I am in this server but I'm never active in it. However, as the person who submitted Epic Odysseus, it occurred to me that I should check if Odysseus being in this tournament broke containment into that server. And uh, it did. Apparently they've got rules in the server against talking about mpreg, but you can still find the receipts of mods/bots responding to people who posted the polls and asking them to remove them for rules reasons.

But I now have to sit here with myself and know that there is a non-zero chance that Jorge Rivera-Herrans himself might possibly know about the need-him-pregnant and that his blorbo is killing it.

Imagine if Odysseus won. What if Jorge got to see his character win. How many other characters do we have left where we realistically can say the creator of the character/media can see their man win this godforsaken tournament (affectionate).

You should all vote for Odysseus. It'd be hilarious.

Anyway I'm gonna go dig my grave now. I don't have enough shame to turn on anon but I do have enough shame to be embarrassed about the news of me trying to impregnate some famous guy's famous OC getting back to him.

LMAO if Jorge knows about this tournament... uh... sorry, bro. 😅

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So, obviously I want Odysseus to win, but i just realized that means I might have to choose between Ford and Odysseus, two of the most impregnatable men I've seen

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP TWO *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Odysseus]

"Look this is less about needing Odysseus to be pregnant (though I'm not disregarding the idea 👀) and more about believing that Penelope of Sparta is the og "if any woman could knock up her husband, it's her" type of woman and Odysseus would be 10000% down for it just because it's Penelope asking. Like yeah Epic the Musical is newly finished, but the tale of Odysseus simping for his wife and costing people their lives along the way back to her is over 2000 years old. (And I mean, they had mpreg stories back then, but it was like, Athena bursting out of Zeus' forehead 🤷)."

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I like that no matter the winners of the polls, at the end of the day, we are all getting those men pregnant together.

And I think that's special :)

We are all united ❤️ by a beautiful dream ❤️

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Because of these polls I have had moments of "oh god, we are gonna lose" which affect me irl... How do I explain to real breathing people "no, I'm fine, I'm just thinking about a Tumblr poll to get fictional men pregnant"??? Like??

Lol I feel that 😅 when I have those moments, I always just have to take a step back and quietly remind myself 'it's okay,,, it's not real,,, it's not that deep,,,'

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the lore ppl are making with the ford impregnation is insane. i love this. wanna share my popcorn? 🍿