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[a-jazzy-guy]

Relationship Autobiography

So, my partner and I, have been discussing, we found out that if we were doing writing lessons we'd like to write a book with each other, then we also had the idea of a Relationship Autobiography or biography- but it would be like a smut novel of our relationship. Then i had this idea = "maybe we could keep adding to it each morning as we blush at each other and hide in our cups of coffee, describing each moment of the night before" so... i think its definitely gonna happen

[a-jazzy-guy]

Smut writing lessons needed

I think, it would be great if someone were to start online lessons on how to write smut or roleplay better. My partner and i were just discussing that this would be a great date idea- and would improve our own roleplay text convos!

[a-jazzy-guy]

The next book, Haunts.

I PICKED IT UP. I WISH I DIDNT. FAAAAAAAACK ME. Its not looking good bros, they got snatched up as the servants of a biiiiiitch. either way. Perrin is on the move, trying to save his wife and i hope he does otherwise im gonna jump in the fuckin book and do it myself. (his wife reminds me of my gf too much)

[a-jazzy-guy]

Book: whatever the fuck I want

WHATSSS UP, ALRIGHT. IM MAD. BOOK 8 FUCKIN- GRRR. BUT. I should probably start at book 1 :D. Too bad this is my blog and not yours HAHAHAHAHAH. Okay cool. So book 8 is what seems to be 5 or so years into the entire series canonically. (Not that important) Rand, (main character) is going a bit stir crazy. He’s been named king of like 5 nations and is bullying and murdering his way into another. The other main character Perrin (my favourite), is off to find some dick calling himself the PROPHET. Oh and the entire world is in a drought and two woman (main side characters… ehhh main characters) are off to find a bowl of winds to fix the weather cos it’s the BBEG’s fault.

Now. The entire book goes quite well. Only a mild few moments where it’s kinda like WOAH. But quite normal. Rand is doing his thing and another main character is raised to head witch. And does head witch things. But what gets me really riled up is Perrin’s, May the light hold his future bright, wife is YOINKED, FUCKING YOINKED, BY SOME BITCH ASS PEOPLE FROM A WASTELAND WHO THOUGHT RAND WASNT THE DUDE FROM A PROPHECY COS OF SUM BITCH ASS LADY. Anyway. She gets yoinked and made a slave :D. I will strangle every single one of this wasteland wankers.

[a-jazzy-guy]

Spring cleaning

This shit is dirty as hell! Gonna clean it up and then rant about The Wheel of Time book series COS I JUST FINISHED BOOK 8 AND IM NOT HAPPY