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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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Swamp Star | Baldurs Gate 3

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silly lil guys! dont let go...

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this made me realize i just need to look for a gaz irl 😭

Build-A-Boyfriend | A Luvit Valentine's

Valentine's Day is approaching! You know what that means! Oh... no plans? No worries! Here at Luvit Inc., we have you covered. Just answer our short questionnaire and we'll send you something to make this holiday season worthwhile ;)

RAFFLE ENTRY - up to FIVE (5) winners will be chosen for a little extra holiday loving this season:

your first step is to take a quick uquiz assessment! there are 14 possible results.

reblog + let us know your results in the tags (this counts as your entry!)

you have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 16th to enter. any entries after that time and date will not be counted (but you can still take the quiz <3)

winners will be selected through the wheel of names and then privately messaged with your result (pls have your messages open so i can let you know!)

winners will have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 17th to confirm response

PRIZES:

a personalized blurb up to 750 words (can be either fluffy or suggestive)

reader-insert or OC-insert - i'll use whatever name/pronouns you let me know of!

will include your tagged result as the character

select a prompt starter from a provided list

prizes will be distributed on feb 19th unless otherwise notified

*eligibility requirements are: cannot be a blank blog, this cannot be the only post on your blog, reblogged and tagged with your result, entered before the time and date

**i've never made a uquiz before so i apologize in advance if it's bad 😭 it is mostly random and gives you a little dive into how i personally characterize and associate things with the different cod men. this is for fun and not meant to be taken super seriously! i just decided on 5 people since i'm still recovering from the sick but wanted to do something interactive and let y'all know that i really DO appreciate you ❤️

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I wanted to know what happens to the companions if you don't recruit them and I'm fucking crying over the fact that if you don't recruit Astarion he is seen as a zombie in Cazador's mansion acting as "sacrifical lamb" like

They dragged him back to hell and made him this

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Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

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when y'all read x reader fan fiction, do you guys not use it as escapism? because the way you guys complain about not relating 100% to reader. like sometimes i want to imagine myself as a flirtatious reader or a complete bitch. like do y'all not imagine yourselves with a completely different personality and read it for the storytelling? you do not have to relate to every aspect of the reader and it's completely fine. some of y'all have boring lives outside of fan fiction, so use it as your escape from real life because some of y'all act like y'all want it to mirror every single aspect of it.

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do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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Gale’s Moving Castle

When a young elf named Astarion was cursed by a Vampire Lord, he decided to pay a visit to Gale—the most powerful wizard in Waterdeep, rumoured to be stealing hearts.

Original: Howl's Moving Castle (Studio Ghibli, 2004)

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Call Astarion ugly all you want. But keep that negativity out of his tags, please.

Screenshot credit

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I probably spend too much time looking at this face every day.

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they’re all pretty princesses 🫶🏼✨

it’s me i’m girls

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BYE