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Valid

man im having a micheals themed birthday party but i wish i could have a catcher in the rye themed birthday party too that would be awesome sauce

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

I found new chairs at michaels. They had them in pink, cream, and green. They're so cute! Supposedly there is a butterfly bench that matches? But I didn't see them when I was there. Unfortunately now I want to find one lol

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

I found the bench. I didn't like size of it compared to the chair. So I bought this cream chair giving me a total of 4 chairs. It was just a little too small for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Some Michaels stores even let you have a birthday party at the store

man im having a micheals themed birthday party but i wish i could have a catcher in the rye themed birthday party too that would be awesome sauce

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

This is true actually

Santa’s village was real and it was located in the rafters of Michaels craft store. 

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

had to pick up my friends today after they were stranded at a michaels craft store with no way home for about 5 hours. no food, no water, no money.

god they're fucking dumbasses

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

the internet is causing this im writing a bungou stray dogs micheals au

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

Went to Michael’s craft store and thought I’d share my findings today

A 🧵

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

I appreciate you reblogging my Micheal’s craft store post. But how on earth did you find it?? 😭 Keep up the great work

With Craft Store Skills (I searched for posts mentioning Michael's Craft Store(s))

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

Once again recommending donations to the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund. Not only is it a credible organization, you can donate any amount, so even if you don’t have much money, you can still contribute what you can towards humanitarian aid in Gaza. It takes donations via credit, PayPal, and mailed checks.

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

whenever im in a craft store i feel like i should be living the life of a housewife who married a rich slightly older man straight out of college because i thought i loved him but i just loved the attention he gave me and he loved the youth i made him feel, and now two children later (who i love dearly) our relationship has turned into a sort of unspoken open marriage arrangement (he cheats on me but it's ok cause i cheat on him <3) and our house, which was always a bit too big for me, is now growing colder as i clean and cook for our children and only leave him leftovers that he can reheat after he comes home late from work (it's his coworker. i knew as soon as i met her at that corporate dinner. honestly i'm grateful that she keeps him entertained so i don't have to anymore). day in and day out it's the same routine, clean, cook, then clean again, all the while trying to give my children happy memories they can hold on to until the come to the inevitable realization of how broken their home is once they are older. and at the end of the day all i have for myself is my time in my little craft room. where i sew the children's halloween costumes. where i take up candle-making to have something warm to hold on to. where i fuck the gardener while being careful not to mess up my carefully arraigned scrapbooking materials. and in this life when i go to a craft store i don't feel like throwing up when i see how fucking expensive mod podge is

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Micheals has to be one of my worst hyperfixations to date, because what kind of content am i supposed to engage with, all i can do is research Micheals, no fanfics, no content i would normally use to feel happy about it

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

Oh nice!!

Drawing in test sketch books at micheal's is always fun

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

u kno what group of people consistently have a Great gender

boys who work at michaels or joanns. trans, cis, really just All The Craft Store Boys. y’all are doing Great gender work.

signed,

ur local transmasc crafty bitch

[a-michaels-craftstore-guy]

Customer service

I’m currently thinking about that time, a few days ago, when the phone rang at work. I picked it up and answered “Hello, Michael’s in Wilton” and the caller said “hi, is this Michael’s in Danbury?”

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oki hi i have Question. so i am very baby punk (like, a Week ago i went "hey i've admired punks for a long time but it only now occurred to me that i can work on Being One") and i don't know,,, how to find the local scene? especially because i'm in a decently big city. i just have no clue where to start. do you have recommendations?

Yeah! Sorry this took so long to get to, I’ve been busy :’)

1. Find places where queer/disabled/alt people congregate (this can even be your local Michael’s Craft Store honestly) and start asking around!

2. Check on Google/Facebook

3. Attend events that are queer/disabled/alt-adjacent and ask around there