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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Something yuri and cute

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I mean if I already go off contact for months being my only contact my job (freelance artist) and I even stay days without talking on discord when I feel so. And my clients understand.

I want the key to go to the middle of nowhere and isolete completely from society, have enough goods and maybe a source of vegetables/food that does require much interaction of going out.

And be missing reading books, no internet, enjoying the grass and being alone and happy till I feel the call for returning to society.

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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I'm getting many request.

I haven't done a single one because = work and this month I had been without antidepressants and I want to off myself this night so badly

I'm sorry

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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sketchy of isofka and dumonte in the Bad Timeline

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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muehehehehe

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Sometimes I just wanna fucking scream… it’s what tenma would’ve done

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Showing up to the dungeon all puffed up and scared

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i made more

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Please keep writing this. I need it

Naoki Urasawa's Monster AU where Johan is a fucking loser college student (I feel like I've definitely made a post about this before but I get hit with a brick every morning so it's hard to remember things)

Everyone thinks he's this enigmatic person but his sister knows deep down how much of a deeply unaffected, unserious, and unmotivated individual he is. So much so that he just bullshits all of his interactions with others. But because he's so incredibly beautiful and intelligent, it just backfires and blows up in his face with unwanted popularity.

One by one, people begin to catch on. I like to think that Nina attends school and Heidelberg and visits Munich occasionally. Oh and in this AU, Karl ISN'T a loser and actually remembers and cares for the one woman that loves him and helps him sort out his daddy issues.

An example of a Johan moment:

Karl: Did you finish the paper-

Johan: Were you born because you were wanted?

Karl: Shut the fuck up please