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Hey husband, Willow and I made cake. You wanna come over and enjoy it with us? I'll mix us some drinks, we can watch some shit tv, it'll be fun!

and,,,,,,and????

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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

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Things Rick Sanchez Genuinely Enjoys

•his daughter’s sunny side up eggs •Pirates of the Pancreas •arcade games •Ice cream • 80s esque action movie franchise w no proper structure (the ball fondlers) •Nintendo DS •playing the guitar •His bff’s Oscar party •Tiny Planet exploration into the South Pole Feel free to add

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every reblog this gets is a kiss for rick sanchez

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🔥🔥My Muse? Roast ‘em🔥🔥

Put a 🔥 In my inbox and roast the living hell out of my muse!

Put a 💥 in my inbox and I will roast YOUR muse!

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What’s Your Muse like in a Discord Server?

🔡- What’s their Discord Name(s)?

📳- Do they run their own server or simply participate in other people’s servers?

🔢- How many servers are they in?

👁‍🗨- Could they moderate in any servers?

🔆- How often would they use Discord?

👯- How many people have they added as friends? How many have they had to block?

💢- Would they get involved in server drama? How often?

🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?

🆗- Would they RP on Discord?

❌- Could they ever get kicked or banned from a server? What for?

〽️- Do they prefer small servers or bigger ones?

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TR looked at the others hand a little skeptical of the stranger. He had not had super fun experiences with strangers in the past, but he was having a good day so...he took the risk and his hand. He was all scarred up but it was hardly noticeable with his layered attire.

" A pleasure? Iets not get ahead of ourselves just yet." He shook the others hand.

" Rick, my name is rick."

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“Ayeeee.” Ricki points at the Ricks differently colored eyes and then points to his own; one brown, one blue robotic one.

Rick tilted his head at the stranger because it took a second to sort of process what he was talking about. Instead of being salty and cold he smiled in return and gave him a thumbs up.

“ Twins eh? Nice-”

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“Ayeeee.” Ricki points at the Ricks differently colored eyes and then points to his own; one brown, one blue robotic one.

Rick tilted his head at the stranger because it took a second to sort of process what he was talking about. Instead of being salty and cold he smiled in return and gave him a thumbs up.

" Twins eh? Nice-"

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THIS IS A TUMBLR HUG! PASS IT ON TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS AND DONT BREAK THE CHAIN! HAVE A LOVELY DAY!

oh thanks lmao i have no idea when this was sent but 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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☞☞ quotes i found on pinterest sentence starters pt. one ☜☜

“  i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife.  ” 

“  i’m fine, i’ve had worse.  ”

“  death too must be earned.  ”

“  how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ?  ”

“  am i a bad person ?  ”

“  family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for.  ” 

“  are you flirting or starting a fight ?  ”

“  i’ll survive, somehow i always do.  ”

“  um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection.  ”

“  tell me; would you kill to save a life ?  ”

“  i am someone who did not die when they should of.  ”

“  i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger.  ”

“  you can’t protect everyone !  ”

“  i have to try.  ”

“  turn the pain into power.  ” 

“  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ”

“  are monster born or created ?  ”

“  chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall.  ”

“  if he puts his hands on you, cut them off.  ”

“  i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me.  ”

“  don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that.  ”

“  the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.  ”

“  something had made your eyes go cold.  ”

“  you haven’t even seen my bad side yet.  ”

“  everybody knows that i’m a mess.  ”

“  i’m sorry i let you down.  ”

“  well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid.  ”

“  you are not your father.  ”

“  even on your bad days, be kind.  ”

“  you don’t want me and i need to accept that.  ”

“  stay gentle. everyone is at war.  ”

“  the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths.  ”

“  i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ?  ”

“  always be a little kinder than necessary.  ”

“  kind words cost nothing.  ”

“  i am being perfectly fucking civil.  ”

“  we’ll never be those kids again.  ”

“  i’m the original family disappointment.  ”

“  if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will.  ”

“  if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.  ”

“  you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here.  ”

“  guess you’ll just have to fight me.  ”

“  i never asked to be like this.  ”

“  wow.  you’re a dick.  ”

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HI IM NOT DEAD I JUST COULDNT REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

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I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

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Reblog if it is totally, 100% fine to send anonymous comments to your muse pertaining to the events in your RP

Example, if your muse kisses another muse, it is totally fine for you to get on anon and congratulate my muse, or to say that the other muse isn’t right for them. I will answer ic.

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♚ For our muses to attend a Halloween party together.

" Rita I...i dont know about this...Im not the same man I was before is it..is it really okay for me to be out like this? "

Trick rubbed his face and looked at the ground.

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It’s  Halloween! Send one of the following for a starter:

✞ For our muses to watch a horror movie marathon together.

❣ For our muses to scare others whilst doused in fake blood.

♚ For our muses to attend a Halloween party together.

✠ For our muses to gorge on candy together.

☏ For our muses to receive a creepy prank call.

☎ For my muse to be the one prank calling yours.

웃 For our muses to visit a haunted house together.

☔ For our muses to get rained on wearing face paint.

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Yas october is my favorite month dkhk which means i get to dress these babies in cute and funny outfits ‘c’ <333