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I mean I am but you don't have to put it out there like that.

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A wizherd blocks your path

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Fish outta wattah but he doesn't like air so fish back into wattah

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Man, who the heck makes those horny bot accounts. He probably sucks.

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I'm waiting for myself to grow out of my ugly ducklings stage and become hot but I don't think it's working

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My evil self is probably way hotter than me

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Haha I'm gonna stop using hashtags haha fuck you Baltimore haha

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Just gonna start insulting and threatening people in strange and mostly impossible ways

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Pirate is a gender and it is valid

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I search through the foliage, snooping about cautiously. Then, I find it, what I've been searching for since the beginning of my travels. A small patch of colored mushrooms circling around a large stump. I collect a single mushroom off of the moist forest floor. I nibble a small chunk of the mushrooms chewy top. Soon the wood man comes, with his arms stretching out around this sacred ground. "It is your time", he says as I slowly raise my body, fully knowing what calamity happens next. A large light flashes from his body, directly in his left wooden breast. He leaves the scene, only to return when the stump is disturbed. Another mushroom is added to the circle. Another soul trapped within the hellish boundaries of this phallic foliage.

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Cardiovascular system? That shit sounds hard. Like cardio, but a system of it? Sounds like a thing I don't want in my life

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Haha get kronked binch

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Why must I only get porn bots liking my garbage. I don't even post often, but all I get is BitchStacy75 trying to gargle something when I post a funny meme. Please go to Facebook Linda, because at least you can probably trick people better there.

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Perhaps if I get a happy meal I could be happy. Alas I shall not, and rather I will make a Tumblr post with way too many tags.

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I've done it. The villainous act. The mischievous melody has been played. I screenshotted and nft. I feel proud and am very happy to stick it to those stuck up art theft accusing prudes

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Y'all telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?

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Sith tip #7: remember to celebrate all of your henchmen's holidays