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"Haymitch never moved on from his dead 16 year old girlfriend"

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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving
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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
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Louie: I need help
Goldie: …and you came to me… why?
#yeahhh Louie the whole ask a grownup for help thing does not. apply to Goldie#infact when in need of help maybe stay away from her#there is every likelihood that she will make it worse#whether accidental bec she’s not an emergency contact#and had no experience with fixing other people’s messes#OR on purpose#because she’s quite frankly offended that you would ever think of her to help solve your problems#like are you not aware of her reputation#selfish#looks out for number 1#and number 1 ONLY#like she is infamous for making things worse#now leave her alone#don’t involve her in your family things#she not someone who’s trusted or trustworthy#she isn’t supposed to be called on for these things#she’s a good time and a short time#this got deep quick#goldie o'gilt#Louie duck
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Goldie: what’s the world coming to when you can’t blackmail your close friends?
Della: what is wrong with you?
#honestly#is that not what friendship should be built on#fear#a little betrayal#lies#and manipulation#-goldie#you can see why she has so many blossoming friendship#goldie o'gilt#ducktales#this is a thought della has and voices regularly#in fact so regularly that it just becomes background noise to Goldie#she laughs her off bec what is this ‘catchphrase’ of hers and why is it always ruining her fun#della duck
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Dewey: I have a plan
Huey: and I have the hospital on speed dial
#they’re the perfect team#Huey just knows his brother to well#bec as we all know it isn’t a Dewey plan unless it involves mortal danger#louie will be looking on from afar#watching the utter chaos unfold while Huey runs around like a headless chicken putting out fires or mending injuries#he eventually shrugs a ‘not my circus’ even tho they are definitely his monkeys#dewey duck#huey duck#louie duck#incorrect quotes
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Scrooge sulks. Like he’s such such a sulker.
The kids refuse to listen his “When I was just a boy…” stories and he goes straight to his office all ‘I hope your happy’
When he was young and adventuring and he and Goldie had a disagreement and this time Goldie was right especially when he was so convinced he was: “Well I sure hope being right will carry her the whole way back home” because he certainly isn’t giving her a lift (because he’s a petty bitch)
Beakley reminds him she isn’t his secretary at a mildly inconvinient time well he’s been saving up his broken clothes because she hates sewing and they just ‘need’ fixing in fact “it’s super urgent” and she is his housekeeper after all
#Scrooge sulking McDuck#boy is petty#and his family tease him relentlessly for it#to which his sassy self responds with something dumb like:#well I’ve earned the right#bec money#bec accolades#bec he built the house you standing in this very moment and suggest you hush before he shows you the door#but Goldie being -well Goldie- just can’t resist the urge#she has to poke the bear#and after all this isn’t her house#will continue the teasing#until in a very dignified and grownup way he huffs and stomps off a big frown on his face muttering abt ‘stupid woman’ ‘I don’t sulk’#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#della duck#the duck triplets#louie duck#dewey duck#huey duck#Donald duck#bentina beakley#ducktales
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Goldie, to Beakley: You’re muttering under your breath... Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me
#it is usually about her#and it always starts an argument#bec Goldie is insane and will argue back until the end of time#bec she just enjoys the fight#which devolves into a physical fight#bec they’re both excellent fighters#who well HATE eachother#goldie o'gilt#bentina beakley#rivals#enemies#haters#grandmas#ducktales#incorrect quotes
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Goldie: you can’t expect me to commit crime on an empty stomach
Scrooge: I’d much rather you didn’t commit crime at all
#well Scroogie that is simply not an option#now fetch the lady a sandwich#they’re are pockets that need emptying and faces that need bruising#they’re fun#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#scroldie#and you just know Scrooge got her that sandwich
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Della: FOUR MONTHS!
Donald: What is she talking about?
Scrooge: it’s really not that long
Louie: Totally over reacting
Della: for four months you all stood by and watched water a fake plant!!
#they really got a kick out of watching her water it#they can’t help it#it was an obviously plastic plant#like it wasn’t one of those good ones where you had to look really close to spot the way its slots together#in fact it was kinda cheap and nasty#but when a girls been in space for a decade you kinda forget what real plant (and plastic) really looks and feels like.#but it was Louie who had watched her watering it#Scrooge had bought it her as a birthday gift#his head tilted his eyes squinted as he watched his mother doting care for a very plastic plant#it was endearing#at first#then it was hilarious#and each morning he and his uncle would wait patiently watching for her to water it wondering why after all this time it hadn’t grown#until finally she suggested different substrate#and that when they cracked#Della chased the pair of them round the house demanding a new REAL plant#scrooge mcduck#della duck#louie duck#donald duck
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Still thinking about what is actually the most devastating part about the lines “you loved gold more than you loved me.” “And that’s why you loved me.”
Its the fact Goldie never actually agrees with him. She doesn’t say that she didn’t love him as much as she loved gold. Instead, she simply states that is this belief of his is what kept him running back for more. This competition is what held his interest all these years which she truly believes. Goldie O’Gilt spent over 100 years believing the man she loved only kept her around bec she was a challenge bec she was exciting. But she loved him so she pushed down the hurt and played into it. She’s naturally troublesome and selfish and uncooperative sure but she played it up. Because in her mind that is what Scrooge wanted.
And to a degree it was. But not wholly. He loved her. The real her. The one he had to push past the challenge and cryptic exterior and he did so bec yes it was fun and yes he loves a challenge and yes she kept him on his toes like no other could. But mostly bec that interior the Goldie he only ever got to see late at night when it was just the two of them when they’d sit beside the fire and she’d let him tuck her into his side with no pretence. When she’d tell him her hopes and dreams and fears. That is the woman he fell in love with.
AGGGGGHHHHHHHH
They’re so freaking stupid
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Good to know I haven’t lost my touch 😉
Something y’all need to understand abt Goldie is she absolutely got on the bar; to sing, to dance, just to make a point! She lived climbing on to that bar and looking down at patrons
It pleases her like nothing else
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Something y’all need to understand abt Goldie is she absolutely got on the bar; to sing, to dance, just to make a point! She lived climbing on to that bar and looking down at patrons
It pleases her like nothing else
#like she is dramatic AF#she is never turning down the opportunity to be extra#she lives for it#it’s what keeps her semi normal#I mean it’s her bar#who’s telling her to get down#even if it’s not her bar#who’s telling the fit blonde who’s keeping the party going and you 90% you’ve seen rob and threaten half your patrons to get down#cos like not me#and it gives her that extra opportunity to be provocative#like she hiking her skirt up#and being coy and playful#and the when she gets down#she absolutely just jumps into someone’s arms/lap and expects them to catch her#which they do#especially when it’s Scrooge#bec ne just Knoowws her next move#like that there’s that mischievous glint her eye and suddenly layers of pink and gold are flying at him#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales
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“They’re perfectly normal” she said unconvincingly
#crazy old bitches#who are so very dear to my heart#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#scroldie#duck comics#bentina beakley#22#webby vanderquack
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I love them
#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#text post#they are more trouble than it’s worth but it is just so very fun
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