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aydanfk:

“Why have you been smoking without me? What the fuck kinda’ brotherhood is that?”

“I was gonna say I had a good excuse, but, I’d be lying and I’m a shit liar. My sincerest apologies.”

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mimidav:

“Okay, so, now what? Do we just stare at it until either dies or attacks us? I’m really hoping I didn’t jinx us and it’s going to kill us now.”

“I’m sure if we douse it with some sort of chemical cleaning supply, it’ll go away, so if we do that, all our problems are solved.”

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wtvrflynn:

I take it you felt like doing something good today then. I feel so special being the person who helped with your first good deed, dude. 

That I did, today was a fairly good day -- so that resulted in a good deed. As you should, mate, as you should.

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fvkkitty:

“I was actually considering fucking you, if you didn’t, you know, open your mouth – at all.”

“Sorry, love. I don’t really do silent fucking, as fun as that sounds.”

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athenagdi:

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you’re talking about so don’t take my nodding and casual responses seriously.

Neither do I half of the time, so -- no need for the claws, babe. But, don’t worry, I won’t.

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spencer-mullins:

“I need to get a hit of whatever drugs you’re taking, bro.”

"I would say sharing is caring and all -- but I dunno if I’m up for sharing.”

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baypls:

“Yeah, I disagree, bugs are all homies until I see them. And then they’re haters and they need to die.”

“All bugs are homies until they start messing with me, and to me that’s when they need to die.”

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wtvrflynn:

You only try to do one good deed for the year? But I’m glad I could help you mark that off your checklist, dude.

Well -- it all depends on if I really feel like it or not. This is just my first good deed, so. You deserve a medal, really.

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lbrsebastian:

“—In the mere seconds it took you come up with all that idiocy with me unfortunately being around to hear it, I’m fairly certain me, and anyone in the general vicinity, just lost a handful of brain cells. Smoke your weed somewhere else—preferably away from me.”

"But, that would take the fun out of pissing pricks like you off, which I absolutely get a kick out of doing. So, I’m going to have to pass up on the offer -- maybe next time, though.”

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mimidav:

“Thank you for the lesson in bugs 101 but there is still a spider on the couch that I want to sit on and I’m not killing it. Can you, please?”

“As much as I would love to be your knight in shining amour -- I’m deathly afraid of those eight legged freaks and would rather stay as far away from them as possible.”

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okauggie:

“Sometimes I don’t catch the things Tom talks about. He just kind of, blurs his words together and talks quickly. I always assumed it wasn’t important. This, though, I remember.”

“I just found it kinda’ interesting so it was the one thing I bothered listening to. ‘M glad I did, though. I laugh every time I think about it.”

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wtvrflynn:

That is all super accurate, thank you for telling me that kinda information dude.

No need to thank me -- just trying to do a good my good deed for the year, and it looks like I’ve informed one person. I can happily mark this off my checklist.

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All bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. Hornets and wasps are haters. Mosquitoes are haters. Most spiders are homies ‘cause they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers because they don’t really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. Learn to tell the difference. Bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. Most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters. That was your daily fact, your welcome.