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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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She forgot she had children

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

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knuckle tats that say RADIATION POISONING

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The Lonely Mountain, or Erebor, is a mountain in the north-east of Rhovanion. For many ages of Middle-Earth, it was inhabited by the Dwarves of Durin’s Folk. 

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Guys I just realized something

I’m reading Return of the King, and have just reached the chapter called “The Tower of Cirith Ungol,” in which Sam makes to rescue his master.

Something notable about this is that Sam has put on the Ring not once, but twice so far - and both times, his experience has been markedly different than Frodo’s.

Firstly, his vision is impaired. Everything he sees is somewhat obscured by a dark fog. It’s unclear whether this is an effect of the Ring entering Mordor, or if that’s just what it does to him specifically; after all, the Ring acts differently for each Wearer.

It’s the second effect that’s really interesting. You see, for some reason, the Ring improves his hearing. In both instances, he can hear orc-chatter from afar, as well as tumbling rocks and the foaming of Shelob. But what’s really wild about this is that the same never happens to Frodo.

Because the Ring reflects the Will and Strengths of the User, I can only assume this means one thing.

The One Ring empowers Samwise Gamgee’s eavesdropping.

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The country of Dor-lomin, based on Tolkien’s “The Silmarillon”.

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I have so little energy to draw this year. The only thing I do in my free time is reading Shonen manga... So I am trying to draw with less thinking and less sketching. So far I managed to create...Gandalf ♥

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Just. Look at them. Almost hiding all of Fingon's scars, my beloved

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Ghosts that should exist soon if not already

Notifications/typing noises in otherwise empty spaces

People waving you over from the side of the road and asking if you're their Lyft. Disappear the moment you look away

Abandoned warehouses that sometimes reverberate with an unheard bass

'Cold spots' where you can't get signal (that cannot be otherwise explained)

That dispensary with the blacked out windows? It used to be a Blockbuster until the manager got shot. If it's the right kind of night and you look real close and cup your hands to block out all the light? You can watch it happen, but they might see you

Newsletters from startups that no longer exist

Hype House haunted by the reason they had to make an apology video

Pictures of a stranger in your camera roll

At 2:30 every morning you can hear a ringing bell coming from the elementary school. Thing is, they switched to a digital tone in 2013. Also, it cannot be captured electronically

Welcome to Denny's what can I start you on? You already ordered? Wait.. Tall, pink hair? *sigh* Been dead for a mtonth and she's still stealing tips

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Valacar was a king of Gondor who fell in love with Vidumavi, a daughter of a Nordmen chieftain, and married her, which eventually caused a civil war because some didn’t see their son as a legitimate heir to the throne. Here they are still young and happy, a prince learning the art of tablet weaving from a beautiful chieftain’s daughter. She’s laughing at how bad he’s doing because he can’t get even threading the tablets right (to be fair, that’s the hardest part).