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REAL GOAT SIMULATOR!

now this is quality content!

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Clients from Hell.

Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

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*LAUGHS SO HARD AND CANT STOP*

so i sent this email to this company that had an app i wanted to download, but didn’t have it for android:

i didnt think i would get a response, i figured they get weird shit from people complaining all the time

today i got a response

oh my god he even sent me the email they posted

THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

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Delicious fish...

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OH NO.

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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Wow.

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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Yes I am- very clever. But what use is clever against trees?

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Peter Davison is 64 today

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Reblog if you didn't skip nine.

I want to see how many people actually didn’t skip nine.

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SM: If Wade’s dead, I swear, I’ll kill him.

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LittleWarGame Analysis

Well, jbs said it would be good for me to make a video, but it’d be harder to make a video for me than to type up a post, so, here I go.

LittleWarGame.

What makes this 8-bit RTS so interesting to play?

Point A: The Graphics.– As I said, it’s an 8-bit game, and of course, many people aren’t just into high-def graphics, but also the retro side to online games, and console games alike. And so, with…

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http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

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Spider-Man and his quips XD

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“oh simple thing, where have you gone i’m getting old and i need someone to rely on so tell me when you’re gonna let me in i’m getting tired and i need somewhere to begin and if you have a minute why don’t we go talk about it somewhere only we know ‘cause this could be the end of everything so why don’t we go somewhere only we know”

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Keane cover from The cult’s song She sells sanctuary. Realeased as a b-side from A bad dream single. It's the first song released since June 2001 ("She Has No Time") that includes acoustic guitar on the recording.