aaron-asswipe

[aaron-asswipe]

Hi guys new profile picture dropped

mun doodled this and made me change my pfp because he said that "I have that look in my eyes that you only see European pay gorn" and apparently that was better than looking shocked ig 😒😒😒

like what the freak

[aaron-asswipe]

Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.

[aaron-asswipe]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

GG guys!! we carried!!

[aaron-asswipe]

Scott pilgrim ahh mf

mf ahh pilgrim Scott (mun hasn't seen the show yet and doesn't know how to respond, and hes making sobbing emoji sobbing emoji)

[aaron-asswipe]

((ooc. Guys pls interact with me like im too scared to interact with you guys so like what the sigma

Also like interact with this post somehow if it means I can interact with you and not get shot in the head))

[aaron-asswipe]

Don't worry dude! I never cry 😼

Just go enjoy your date and bring me back some fried chicken

Kay, dude

Can you bring me some food when you come back? The fridge is empty and im starving.

@aaron-asswipe

Can do

Might be a while tho

[aaron-asswipe]

Eh, it's nothing that bad. My mom's here and allat so just enjoy your date with your girlfriend, I'll be better in no time. Trust, I dont die that easily

Kay, dude

Can you bring me some food when you come back? The fridge is empty and im starving.

@aaron-asswipe

Can do

Might be a while tho

[aaron-asswipe]

🫡

Thanks, Also instead of bringing it home please bring it to the hospital, the fat ass bug thing that might be a snake but not really bit me and now I'm breaking out in hives and throwing up

Kay, dude

Can you bring me some food when you come back? The fridge is empty and im starving.

@aaron-asswipe

Can do

Might be a while tho

[aaron-asswipe]

WHAT THE FREAK---

AND YOU OWN THAT!?!?!?

pull up and get it out of my house, im going crazy.

pls

Kms

there was a fat ass bug in my room wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[aaron-asswipe]

stop you're scaring me 😨...

WHY DOES A BUG NEED AN ENVIORMENT SUIT!?!?!?!?

Kms

there was a fat ass bug in my room wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[aaron-asswipe]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT GOT OUT AGAIN 😨

WHAT WAS THAT THING

IM SHITTING MYSELF

IS THAT A DEMON??? BECAUSE NO NORMAL BUG LOOKS LIKE THAT

Kms

there was a fat ass bug in my room wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[aaron-asswipe]

Im not sure, but it was long 😭

I threw my shoe at it

Kms

there was a fat ass bug in my room wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[aaron-asswipe]

Kms

there was a fat ass bug in my room wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[aaron-asswipe]

I ended up using mods and creative mode 😞😞😞

Thanks tho!

I'll keep that in mind for the next time I'm in the Netherlands

I need help beating minecraft

I keep dying in the Netherlands

someone, anyone, please help me

[aaron-asswipe]

@that-one-australian-in-gotham

Ew, @that-one-australian-in-gotham, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

[aaron-asswipe]

Woah- uh, that's like... something!

Glad your better now, i hope!

We should totally go beat up a joker piñata 🪅 someday

Hi dude!

you died, I died. wanna be sigma buddies?

@aaron-asswipe

...

thas one way to talk to someone

[aaron-asswipe]

He's angry now and is calling you stupid

and something about building you in minecraft than exploding it with tnt or smt idk.

I need help beating minecraft

I keep dying in the Netherlands

someone, anyone, please help me