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LATULA PYROPE
Latula Pyrope, Knight of Mind, 6 sweeps (13), She/Her, Ropekind, genuineCuntass
Latula is a bad girl. Latula is just the worst at being a girl. She's a good teal, sure, but she doesn't even like being that. She spends all her free time in the woods with the lost weaboos, playing sports and games and anything she can get her hands on. Frankly, it's just a nice distraction from how she knows they all look at her.
Growing up can be really hard, especially for someone like Latula. You spend all your time playing with friends without considering arbitrary things until one day your body looks different and suddenly, they won't treat you how they used to because you're a girl. And you can try to be one of the boys, but they'll always look at you differently because you are different.
She doesn't want to be a lawyer, or a legislacerator, or nothing of the sort. She just wants to be a kid as long as she can be, but it's blatantly obvious she's running out of time, so she's going out on her own terms. She isn't a perfect girl, she's crass and rude and messy and vulgar. She pisses off any "good girl" by not fitting in right and not caring that she doesn't.
Latula is insanely competitive and won't stop trying to beat someone until she does. She holds several different highscores amongst the lost weaboos. When she plays sports, she HAS to be on the winning team or else she'll lose her shit on her own side. If she can't beat anyone at what she's doing, she still tries to be the best. She skates and performs over the top tricks for the awe she can get from people watching. You can find her playing double dutch on her lonesome with machines she's got set up.
she talks real casual bc whos got time 4 anything else lwk. lax on punctuation n capitalization. slang nywhere she can get it. dont ask her 2 speak up or else ur gettin all caps. all or nuthin kinda girl.
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50 posts!
Okay. AU crossover then. My ectostuck hell.
#50 posts#tumblr milestone#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#alpha beta swap#dark strider#dirk strider daveways#halindrome styrofoam#hal strider-pyrope#ectohellstuck
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PORRIM MARYAM
Porrim Maryam, Maid of Space, 6 sweeps (13), She/Her, Broomkind, guidedAlong
Porrim is a good girl. Porrim is the goodest of good girls. Always on her best behavior and looking out for others. It's a very rare occurrence for a virgin Mother Grub to become a custodian, almost unprecedented. But what's more unlikely is for the grub to refuse the lusus and stay within the brooding caverns willingly. That just makes her the poster child of dedication to her birthright.
Night in and night out, she spends her time tending to grubs and the mother grub herself. Her life is one of routine and dedication, one she is happy to follow. She's lived among jadebloods her whole life and has never met someone her age that isn't another pure maiden just like her- in person, anyways.
The caverns allow for an hour of husktop time per jadeblood. She's found herself an online friend group, strange and unlike anyone she's ever met before. She's even gotten herself a matesprit, one she has sworn herself to. One day, he'll be old enough to come into the caverns, sweep her off her feet, and they'll never have to look back again as they sail away into the twilight. But Cronus isn't old enough just yet, so she's more than happy to wait for him.
She spends a lot of her time online fretting about her strange friends, primarily Kankri and Latula. Not only does she know Kankri is a mutant (though Cronus tries to tell her she simply imagined it and saw things wrong), but she knows how unhealthily he lives and keeps pushing for him to change. On the other end, Latula doesn't seem to care about her status as a woman at all and is crass and vulgar. Clearly, Porrim has to show her how to be a proper lady by example.
((she types how she speaks- very softly, so her voice doesn’t echo off the cave walls and upset the grubs. she also ♍︎akes an effort to e♍︎pathize her role in the caverns, a pure ♍︎aiden dedicated to raising the next generation.))
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UPDATE -
Porrim - Good Girls Bad Guys by Falling In Reverse
I plan on doing the 413 countdown, but I’m currently out and about and without my drawing tablet. So, until I get back home…
Damara - Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer (Spotify / YT)
Rufioh - Zombie by Bad Pony (Spotify / YT)
Mituna - R/Edgelord by JER (Spotify / YT)
Kankri - Randy McNally (No Love Like Christian Hate) by TX2 (Spotify / YT)
Meulin - E.T. by Katy Perry (Spotify / YT)
Porrim - My Mom by Kimya Dawson (Spotify / YT)
Latula - Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Spotify / YT)
Aranea - Mary by The Happy Fits (Spotify / YT)
Horuss - Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000 by Have A Nice Life (Spotify / YT)
Kurloz - Lullaby by The Cure (Spotify / YT)
Cronus - Never Let Me Down Again by Depeche Mode (Spotify / YT)
Meenah - Blood Of Angels by Brown Bird (Spotify / YT)
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forgot i had this image. it’s good
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@413countdown 4/13 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE EGBERT!
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#alpha beta swap#dark strider#dirk strider daveways#dirk strider#ss dirk#jake harley#jake english#jane egbert#jane crocker#rosy lalonde#roxy lalonde roseways#roxy lalonde#413 countdown#happy 413#homestuck 413#413countdown#4/13 countdown
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@413countdown 1 DAY : PERSONAL SPACE
Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo haa haa haa
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Now I’m no big city lawyer…
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#alpha beta swap#jake harley#jake english#jake english jadeways
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Some of the first few conversations for the alpha kids. Featuring Calamity.
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MEULIN LEIJON
Meulin Leijon, Mage of Heart, 6 sweeps (13), She/Her, Paddlekind, activelyCringe
Meulin has an online reputation that proceeds her. She's a little infamous. Three sideblogs nuked and discoursing away on her fourth about how it's ableist to cancel her for writing RPF shipping of her friends and their ancestors because she's autistic and shipping is her special interest, and she stims by writing slash fic. She's literally neurodivergent and a minor and a lowblood! Few people know she's not actually autistic, but saying she is to stir up drama.
She is, above all, a problematic tumblr girlie. She WILL tell you to off yourself if you call her a misogynist for violently hating a woman who gets in the way of her yaoi. Piss her off enough and she'll anonymously send you a snuff fic of your favorite character murdering you. You could cancel her for anything and still find insane bullshit she's up to.
She's something of a liar too, to the degree of the Hamiliton fanfic writer "hivliving". Why YES, she's broke and a mutant and has an abusive matesprit and also transgender and lusus-less. Defend her problematic smut online because she's so oppressed, please?
If she's not fighting shipping wars, she's watching anime with her matesprit. She loves Kurloz lots, because he's just so weird and mysterious and supports her in everything. If she really can't get groupies to attack her haters, she has Kurloz send them nightmares.
They had a perfect meet-cute in an anime store where they both reached for the same CD. They then bonded over the only anime Kurloz had seen, Soul Eater. Ever since, they've been inseparable. Well- they're a little long distance, but he visits regularly and calls her every day.
Meulin is partially deaf and has problems with her volume. She swears up and down it was an accident, but she can tell Kurloz still feels guilty about the whole experience. The blunt force trauma to the head was an accident. Her matesprit would never hurt her. She just wakes up doing things she doesn't remember doing and regularly has telepathic communication sessions with Kurloz. So what if he can pry into her mind? It's just matesprit things.
(A/N: SHE TYPEZ IN ALL CAPZ AS A HABIT >_<!!! DO NAWT FLAME OR U GET BLOCKD!!! IF U HAVNT HEARD OF GERARD WAHYEH GET TEH FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!11!!1 XD)
((A/N: SHE ADDZ MORE PARANTHESIS IF SHES GOT MOAR 2 SAY. CAT PUNS ALSO BUT THEYRE A LIL RARE >_>))
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BTW! ABBASTUCK ENJOYERS… TODAY YOU ARE GETTING AN UNREPENTANT FUJOSHI
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@413countdown 2 DAYS: PLANS
They all changed, but Kurloz is practically the same. Looks like he's in need of a certain cueball's guidance.
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#alpha beta swap#damara megido#damara megido aradiaways#mituna captor solluxways#mituna captor#meulin leijon nepetaways#meulin leijon#kurloz makara#kurloz makara gamzeeways#doc scratch#ig hes there :/#tw unreality#413 countdown#4/13 countdown#413countdown
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@413countdown 3 DAYS: FAVORITE CANON SCENE
Huh? What do you mean this isn't canon? Everyone knows Rosy girlbossed it up.
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#alpha beta swap#413 countdown#413countdown#4/13 countdown#rosy lalonde#roxy lalonde roseways#roxy lalonde
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@413countdown 4 DAYS: LOVE / HATE
The Texas heat is unbearable. A shower of throwing stars cascade from the apartment’s roof. Be careful, Strider. Someone could get hurt.
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#alpha beta swap#homeswap#dark strider#dirk strider daveways#ss dirk#dirk strider#bro#bro strider#hs bro#bro hs#bro homestuck#homestuck bro#tw blood#tw eyestrain#tw child abuse#tw implied child abuse
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5 DAYS: TOUCHING GRASS
I decided that I wanted to participate in the 4/13 countdown done by @413countdown . As such, here’s my first day. This is LORAM, or Land of Ruins and Musicboxes.
Taken from her home for months on end, Damara was thrown back into a world that resembled Alternia- but everyone was gone. Not a living creature in sight. Silverfish denizens would tell her nobody ever lived on this planet but them. But the strange technology left behind makes her want to delve deeper into a world that no longer exists.
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#damara megido aradiaways#damara megido#alpha beta swap#4/13 countdown#413 countdown#413countdown
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I plan on doing the 413 countdown, but I’m currently out and about and without my drawing tablet. So, until I get back home…
Damara - Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer (Spotify / YT)
Rufioh - Zombie by Bad Pony (Spotify / YT)
Mituna - R/Edgelord by JER (Spotify / YT)
Kankri - Randy McNally (No Love Like Christian Hate) by TX2 (Spotify / YT)
Meulin - E.T. by Katy Perry (Spotify / YT)
Porrim - My Mom by Kimya Dawson (Spotify / YT)
Latula - Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Spotify / YT)
Aranea - Mary by The Happy Fits (Spotify / YT)
Horuss - Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000 by Have A Nice Life (Spotify / YT)
Kurloz - Lullaby by The Cure (Spotify / YT)
Cronus - Never Let Me Down Again by Depeche Mode (Spotify / YT)
Meenah - Blood Of Angels by Brown Bird (Spotify / YT)
#abbastuck#homestuck au#homestuck#homeswap#damara megido aradiaways#damara megido#rufioh nitram tavrosways#rufioh nitram#mituna captor solluxways#mituna captor#kankri vantas karkatways#kankri vantas#meulin leijon nepetaways#meulin leijon#porrim maryam kanayaways#porrim maryam#latula pyrope tereziways#latula pyrope#aranea serket vriskaways#aranea serket#horrus zahhak equiusways#horrus zahhak#kurloz makara gamzeeways#kurloz makara#cronus ampora eridanways#cronus ampora#meenah peixes feferiways#meenah peixes#alpha trolls#dancestors
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It’s hard to place her exactly because I’m still trying to decide how I want her incident to go, alongside Kurloz. They’re tied tight…
Just speaking aloud here, buuut.
Kurloz’s Scratch-ly interventions may have pushed them together? He probably sought her out specifically. Maybe they used to be moirails before she became deaf (Kurloz’s fault directly) (Does she know?), then vacillated? And I still can’t place the level of mind control theyve for going on…
She doesn’t live in a cave, that’s for sure. She’s more urban. Thinking Tegiri more than anything. Maybe they had a “meet cute” buying anime… Kurloz voice uhhh yeah i related to the protagonist of. Soul Eater. Meulin voice YOU POOR THING
Kurloz doesn’t actually know shit about anime but apparently he’s meant to use Meulin for important stuff in the future (Thanks, Scratch!) so he’s got to have a close emotional bond…
Meulin is a weeb but not a rebel. Sorry Rufioh. Toootally an AO3 and RPF writer. If Kankri had a DNI she would be on it.
I think she’s fairly out of touch with how bad things actually are. She’s lived a pretty good life all things considered and being the lowest midblood means that she isn’t likely to get culled for stupid bullshit, but she isn’t likely to be important. She thinks clowns are hawwwt and Kurloz doesn’t want to hear it.
Maybe she’s partially deaf currently due to Kurloz, and Kurloz has taken a “vow of silence” without doing the extremes quite yet…
Meulin. Save me Meulin. Meulin save me.
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