CRONUS: no guy's gonna let their matesprit or kismesis or moirail do an onlyfans no matter the money. i'd rather vwork a hell job than let my girl do something like this. if you need money, learn to do inwvesting.
LATULA: 4ll r1ght h4ve fun w1th your 1m4g1n4ry sc3n4r1o! 1m gonn4 go s3ll 4ss photos 4nd buy my m4tespr1t l3goz
MITUNA: !!! 7UL1P C4N 1 H4V3 7H15
LATULA: y3s b4by
MITUNA: W0000
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Mituna Nation, they can never take Gold Pilot away from us. We do have Gold Pilot to our names.
Reminder to have your Mituna-based religious experience of the day over Gold Pilot.
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WH47 7H3 FUCK 7H3YR3 D01N'
G0D5 OF D00M.
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Sometimes I get curious about the alpha troll session, how much we don't know about and can only speculate on. I really enjoy the interpretations people come up with, the multitude of possibilities there are.
I'm especially interested in the events already talked about, I want to know exactly what happened and what caused them. There's so much left in the dark about Mituna's accident, how much of it was an accident, how much was planned.
With the ties Kurloz and Damara have to Lord English's arrival, I'm sure there was a lot of planning that went through to the other sessions.
But an Heir of Doom would've been too dangerous for their plans, able to snuff out the preparations and prepare everyone for battle before they even knew of English's existence.
He had to be stopped before that, it wasn't worth the risk.
So I wonder if Kurloz had anything to do with the actual accident, or he really was just a bystander happening to witness that fated moment.
Who knows if there really was any danger, if Mituna's incident really was something heroic that saved the others.
Or if Mituna played right into the tricks, and Kurloz only created a threat to make him and the others feel better. To give reason to his accident.
I do think he would still feel guilt about what he did, but it had to be done regardless. It's the same with Meulin, Kurloz didn't mean to cause this much damage, nor was it part of the plan. He's shrouded in mystery to the point that no one knows how he really feels, his actions don't align with his grief. It must be frustrating to know all the harm you caused to those closest to you was all in vain, that with the loss of everything you worked so hard for, you really are just a bad person at the end of the day.
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Врум врум АааааААаА 💥💥💥 боже мо-💥💥💥💥💥что прои-АААААА💥💥💥💥💥
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kurloz and his quadrants, call that shit mardi gras
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as a very big jade fan, in what world is gold pilot even remotely about jade 😭 it’s such a mituna song and it slaps so hard. best song in all of homestuck
There was an [S] featuring Jade that had Gold Pilot as its background music.
It remains Mituna Music because Caliborn jammed so much Pixy Stix sugar in the Act's NES Cartridge that it irreparably fucked the [S] page, rendering the attempt moot. Paradox Space said no. Caliborn said no. They can never take Gold Pilot away from the Mituna Nation.
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