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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

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That feeling, when, you know that you've met someone you want with you, for the rest of your life

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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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we already have a strong contender for tweet of the year

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Offored to work today. They didn't need me but I still get tips for work today. So, today was a great day.

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merry christmas tolkien fandom

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auditory processing issues are like yes i can hear everything in this room no i didn’t hear what you said yes i will finish your sentence when you restart and no i will not know the answer to your question after all of this

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doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

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I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

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my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

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the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year