ablubluh
ablubluh
just duck me up
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yeah!! 30s, bi, she/he/it, straya
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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its user account control sunday
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its uac sunday
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user account control sunday
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UAC SUNDAY
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uac....!
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its user account control sunday 🚨
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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I am looking for a new husband/wife who looks as close to this as possible
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please contact immediately
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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the summoning
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
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ablubluh · 12 hours ago
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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
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ablubluh · 15 hours ago
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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ablubluh · 15 hours ago
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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ablubluh · 16 hours ago
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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ablubluh · 18 hours ago
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Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,
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ablubluh · 18 hours ago
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ablubluh · 18 hours ago
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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors
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ablubluh · 19 hours ago
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she took the pey wet in the divorce
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ablubluh · 19 hours ago
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ablubluh · 19 hours ago
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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ablubluh · 20 hours ago
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How many Pupies does it taked to screw in a lighhtbulb Idk Howmany pupies does it taked to spark Joy and Hapinness Just 1. But more can do it too
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