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He's literally me fr

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this picture is driving me crazy. unreal. does she know she's alive.

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pretty kitty

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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Going with the flow

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via taylorndean on instagram

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Cuddled up

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gently bap your passum

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damn bruh at least let me finish first ⁉️

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Tuxedo cat is the instigator

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collection of posts with the same energy

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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Self Portrate! This one took a long time to make Thagg very proud of himself

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noooo trans person don’t mistake your dysphoria-based apathy towards transition and your assumption that it can’t make you more happy with yourself as radical acceptance of your body that proves you don’t need (or more internally, deserve) hormones and gender affirming clothes, nothing will really happen but god you could be so much more fulfilled and could stop whenever you want if you don’t like it… crossdress in your room TODAY

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