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alularae3
Call Me Red
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alularae3 · 2 years ago
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Obi Wan: This is such a bad idea.
Anakin: Then why are you coming along?
Obi Wan: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
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alularae3 · 2 years ago
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Ahsoka: I was arrested for being too cool.
Anakin: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence
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alularae3 · 2 years ago
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Obi Wan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Anakin: Stop romanticizing the past.
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alularae3 · 2 years ago
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Ahsoka: “You lying, cheating, piece of shit!”
Anakin: “Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD”
Ahsoka: “I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING REX WITH ME”
*Obi Wan, picking up the monopoly board*: “I think we’re gonna stop playing now.”
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alularae3 · 2 years ago
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*Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex are sitting on a bench*
Obi Wan: “Why do you guys look so sad?”
Anakin: “Sit down with us so we can tell you”
*Obi Wan sits down*
Ahsoka: “The bench is freshly painted”
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alularae3 · 3 years ago
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I keep seeing tiktoks of Robert Pattinsons Batman rushing to put on eye liner after seeing the bat signal, and they’re funny but like… why are we acting like that man doesn’t just roam around the house like that 24/7?
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alularae3 · 3 years ago
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Freddie “Hands on the Hips” Stroma. 🧍‍♂️
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alularae3 · 3 years ago
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Headcannon that Tobeys Spider-Man only wore long sleeve shirts if they had the thumb holes in them so that his wrussy could breathe.
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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Ladies and gentlemen….. drew starkey
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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goddamn disney immediately released black widow on streaming and ruined scarlett's paycheck, but when I need to feed my obsession with the eternals cast, I have to wait a whole month for hd version of druig kicking deviants ass in that tank top what the actual fuck
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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#I SHIP THEM
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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Barry Keoghan As Druig in ETERNALS
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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http://chng.it/k6H7s22yn9
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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Give us a history lesson
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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Happy Feet is just a Penguins Footloose
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alularae3 · 4 years ago
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Shadow and Bone Incorrect Quote:
Y/N: *gently taps table*
Jesper: *taps back*
Inej: What are they doing?
Kaz: Morse Code.
Y/N:*aggressively taps table*
Jesper: *slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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