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Hello! I heard you like Frau! Do you have a particular moment (or several moments obv) you love most? 😀

Woah what an ask, gesù cristo, I'm overwhelmed, give me a minute - or hundred. 👀

Okay I'm good now. So, the short answer is: Frau herself is my favourite moment but let's explore this topic thoroughly. *cracks fingers*

🙌🏻 My Top 3 Frau moments 🙌🏻

#3: Being half Frau - half regular Schneider© (@ms-nerd)

I'm not sure if it still counts as a "Frau moment" but I LOVE him half naked in a wig and I wanted to post pictures/gifs of JFC's pretty, lipstick-smeared face and that beautiful back, so here we go. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#2: Bück dich live performances / putting the band on a leash

I could screenshot every pixel of the Live in Paris version. Or of any other recordings of Bück dich. Why? Dom Frau Schneider >>>>> anything.

(Jesus, just watching him and know how much he enjoys being in this role is such a turn-on itself. Who said that?)

#1: The born of Frau™ 🌹

This day was as life-changing for him as for us.

Imagine waking up as regular Schneider on a rainy day. You go to work, expecting a tiring shooting day with some fun. Then you're told that you'll be alone on set, no band mates. Well, it is how it is. You're just chilling in a corner, looking into the abyss, no thoughts head empty, when someone from make-up department shows up in front of you with a wig and make-up products, all made for women. It seems suspicious but since "no thoughts, head empty", you just let them do their work. And then:

You just feel her in every cell of your body. You feel empowered, majestic, alive. Your whole being is transformed into something more.

And you just realize that Frau was born.

*cough* eehhrrm... I got carried away again, didn't I?

Thank you for this ask. (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠) I hope it was informative. Sort of.

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RADIO ↳ Oliver Riedel

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To all the people saying that Rammstein look old now:

You can go ahead and turn in your time cards if you want. I'mma stay here and ride these old men until the wheels fall off.

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You guys do know that you don’t have to intellectually understand people’s labels and identities to respect them…right?

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One of the things I love most about Schneider is that he looks like he'd put his glasses on to look at a meme you sent him

and then ask "who's this?"

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richard_von_rammstein Go, lead me to light.

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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🔥 ON THIS DAY🔥

26 APRIL 2019

The music video for Radio is released. Lyrically, the song addresses the cultural situation of the German Democratic Republic, where listening to Western radio stations and their music was illegal.

People would use their radios to pick up stations on the western side of the border, which was often their only connection to the rest of the world, in secret.

The video opens with a radio announcement (absent in the album version) that says "Achtung, Achtung. Hier ist Berlin Königs Wusterhausen und der Deutsche Kurzwellensender. Wir senden Tanzmusik", which translates as "Attention, Attention. This is Berlin Königs Wusterhausen and the German shortwave transmitter. We're broadcasting dance music". Königs Wusterhausen is the site where the first German radio transmitter was built in 1920. In 1933, it was seized by the Nazis to broadcast propaganda. After the Reunification of Germany, it became a museum.

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Tag yourself as comments on ramm socials:

*gif from early 00s tour*

45 year old whose life peaked during Aus Berlin 1998

fake RZK profile

fake Till profile

what you assume to be a fake Flake profile but honestly it might be him

COME TO [insert country]!!!!!!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

uncomfortable horn that should have stayed in the drafts

relatable horn from a fellow terminally online goblin

21 year old who's just discovered their daddy kink (godspeed)

1500 word essay about how bück dich helped during a quarter life crisis, no punctuation

COME TO [insert city]!!!!!!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

genuinely sweet comment but written in a way that shows they believe the actual band members run the official page

n u d e s i n b i o

RAMST€EN£1!!!!1&)5 R the BESTYYYY*/#°

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frau schneider putting her bandmates in situations (bück dich, rammstein: paris)

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This video right here!!! It's like sunshine on my life

He is soo precious in this moment