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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"
c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this
#RIP fellow autists whose writing/speaking style is automatically written off as AI#some of us have an obsession with 19th century literature and a dream ok
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis
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the nature of being a mountain goats fan is one day you’ll wake up with the worst hook known to mankind absolutely lodged in your head
#the mountain goats#there are no panasian supermarkets down in hell#so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there!!!
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Haven't seen anyone make one of these yet
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being a fan of the mountain goats (band) is so fucking stupid because you'll be about to go say something to a friend about what an interesting perspective one of their songs has and then you start to type out the message "ough.... pseudothyrum song" and from then on you cannot take yourself seriously.
#there are better song titles for this point but pseudothyrum song is the one I was actively listening to and actually almost did this with#the mountain goats#toby speaks
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they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately
#rita penumbra#< prev so true#she's literally older than juno why do people act like she CAN'T cuss/drink/etc
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happy valentines day
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it’s always “ily” and never “bmtbmdfvsy”
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hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on
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everyone in tma season 5 to martin
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i think running a satanic carnival with my vampire brother i left for dead years ago to get my soul back from the devil would fix me btw
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phoenix won’t dare to move for the next 10 hours
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