I try to be funny • Yale class of 2022 • he/him • married
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jo Jorgensen queen of crushing trump’s meager shot at winning Nevada, Georgia, and Pennsylvania
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Kesha: There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around 😜 It’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free-for-all 😏
12 year old me:
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This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck
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i want to thank the 1920s-1930s third wheel who saw their two friends lying in bed together in their underwear and stocking garters reading a book with their legs wrapped around each other and said “i am going to take a photograph of this”
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When you check your final grade thinking you did good but you actually failed
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“Ah yes, the left main parties are drifting ever more radically left-ward. Because they’re still campaigning on:” *checks notes* “issues like environmental protection, the special olympics, and single-payer healthcare, just like they have been for decades. And historically this puts them amoung such renowned far-leftists as:” *checks notes* “Nixon and Reagan”
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Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute 😭
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