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somebody draw this meme as them PLEASE

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real ones know from just a screenscap that this is misha collins playing misha collins playing castiel

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sorry to anyone who followed me for anything, ever. you are not getting that.

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Rereading The Three Musketeers will always feel like this :

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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hey look I’m not saying everyone is aware of the subtext between these two - but everyone is pretty good at keeping up the subtext between these two

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Love being reminded that Geralt is the character of all time. He’s a horse girl. He’s a girl dad. Before he went out on the path he gave himself 5 names to seem more like a knight but everyone bullied him about it so he settled for being called “of Rivia” even though he was not from Rivia and had only been there once after he’d become a Witcher. He’s constantly bullied by everyone around him because he’s an idiot. His two best friends are a bard and an elderly higher vampire who doesn’t drink human blood because the last time he did he got so drunk on it he flew directly into a building. He names every horse he owns Roach and always picks chestnut mares. He’s centuries old and didn’t know about periods until he got Ciri and he and the other Witchers got chewed out by a sorceress for not knowing what periods were

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look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.

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Lost, S1E7: The Moth

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explaining things nobody gaf about

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flower crown rochefort

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i love when ppl describe a cat coming to mess with what you're doing as "coming over to help" b/c it's almost always adorable bullshit. maybe, maybe if you said it was a dog, the dog might be trying to actually help somehow even if it's totally clueless as to how and will make it worse probably. but the cat is just there to poke curiously and play. but no, the baby is here to help, says human c:

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completely personal preference obviously but i hate when there's a time travel fix-it and everything goes smoothly and the protagonist is just cool and confident with all their knowledge of the ruined future. nooo shut up. what is even the point if they're not an emotionally traumatized mess frantically trying to fix things and fucking up as they do so, keeping secrets and alienating their loved ones, causing new and interesting problems and barely scraping through to an eventual better ending

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monsieur coquenard: I see my lovely wife has invited her dear cousin to join us for dinner this evening

The Vainglorious Porthos du Vallon:

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I know that historically, Richelieu had cats (allegedly, 14 of them), but I absolutely love that in the Soviet adaptation of "The Three Musketeers" they gave him a black Great Dane. So ominous and majestic ♥