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@mothrafucker i made a woman the size of a large building angry.
#mothrafucker#that is meant very literally.#it was an argument that ended incredibly quickly after that.
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i know most humans assume super people and immortals and aliens lead very glamorous lives but really it is just very boring, i promise.
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today i had to wait for my entire bottom half to repair itself and it took over half the day.
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you are probably thinking i should trade Marcus in for a sidekick who does not cry and yell but then i would have to listen to them trying to be witty and funny and that would be worse than getting caught.
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between avoiding death and raising the same child for the thousandth time, i am finding it very hard to remember to do anything here.
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please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean i killed that specific one
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for example: phones. mobile devices.
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technology is still decidedly overrated.
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just when you thought i was gone for a couple hundred years, i'm back.
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follow my selina kyle (aka, catwoman) blog, because i can’t stop making blogs
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sometimes i sneeze and end up in the next room and it is very inconvenient.
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@laughingtons pandora.
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man, i sure did waste my first few thousand years on earth. i was destined for a life of jokes and laughter.
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@laughingtons the joker.
#laughingtons#that is you.#alternatively: you call them nothing. because no one knows who they are.#because of their failed clown careers.#get it?
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@laughingtons what do you call a failed clown?
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tune in for my daily jokes about villains.
#my comedy routine will be nothing but this.#i am giving up my immortal duties for the entertainment business.
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villains, trying to be deep: death is ineveitable, time is an illusion, the world is a hologram.
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