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[accidentaldccharacter]

I control the narrative, I whisper to myself like a lunatic while the characters in the story I'm writing are not following my orders.

[accidentaldccharacter]

I heard there was some form of Turtle Matt that's a teenager? Others should be fine. multiverse does lead to infinite variation so good for asking

@real-matt-murdock @verygoodlawyer

I feel these are appropriate for the current circumstances

-Matt #3

[accidentaldccharacter]

I was defining good in basically the same way as you, don't worry Eobard. But like more time travel hijinks-y. Have you tried time travelling to the future on the day after you got the bomb, taking the place of your past self, and causing a paradox that gets you out the prison (Or am I thinking of some other guy? might be thinking of some other time travel guy who does time travel and has, like, a weird face that keeps changing)

They should let you cook Harley. I cook too and it's fun/relaxing. Although I assume they can only do complicated food in case the salad starts killing again... Oh, and have you been doing any interesting thoughts recently?

Oh, before I forget, is there any Alice in Wonderland themed villains with you, if it's a girl, say hi, if it's Mad Hatter, try ask him whether his copy has the first and second Alice books combined, I know it's common for American copies of the book but really gets my goat, been trying to figure out preferences for a while now. (and if i was inclined to joke about the guy i'd be saying something that I've already forgotten.)

is villain groupie a position, cause i feel like i'm close to applying with all these words i be typing

@accidentaldccharacter

HELLO HI BIG FAN, who am i talking to so i know who to ask questions to?

Just pay attention to the color of our text kid like how im red.(Deadshot) AND IM PINK!(Harley) I like blue...also does anyone have any ibuprofen...Wally beat my ass...(Adrian Chase) To be fair we did warn you not to take random things that aren't yours. (Grid)

Lay off of him I did many things that got me in trouble at his young age...ah to be 63 again...(King Shark) Wait how old ARE you King Shark?(Eobard Thawne) A little over 173 if I do say so myself. Damn he's old [Insert Skull Emoji here] Did she just...? DONT...question.

[accidentaldccharacter]

Do people who say "Batman says no metas in Gotham" realise that metas include anyone with powers and super abilities, the vast majority of whom are civilians with no affiliation to superheroics or supervillainy. No metas in Gotham in reality would mean kicking out some random school teacher who in an accident suddenly developed the ability to teleport and mostly uses it to arrive to their school earlier and stay later for the kids. No metas in Gotham means forcibly removing an Amazon who is married to a local Gothamite. No metas in Gotham means an alien raised on Earth can't go to Gotham University without the Big Bad Bat showing up at their dorm room. No metas in Gotham mean existing meta characters from Gotham are awkwardly ignored or actively included just to be kicked out of their own city. No metas in Gotham means erasing the history of superheroes like Alan Scott and Dinah Drake who lived in and protected Gotham years before Batman arrived on the scene.

And no, jokes about how the Bats friends totally get a free pass under his seemingly totalitarian rule don't make it better. Having Duke around as the token 'good one' does not make it better. Not when its mere existence involves a 'hero' is systemically targeting a group based on immutable traits.

And if you're thinking that sounds dark that's because the whole fanon joke revolves around Batman being the kind of person who wants to keep an entire community people out of 'his' city because he believes their biology makes them an innate threat. That is horrifying. That has strong racist and xenophobic implications. That is high-key super villain behaviour. In fact, anti-meta crusaders are literally the villains of the recent Power Company books because it's a pretty clear allegory for real world bigotry.

If you want to keep this as a trait for his character then you have to make it a really negative one. If you want to have it be a misunderstanding among the Justice League because he just wants no other heroes crime fighting there (never going to happen by the way) that means some members of the League are going to think he's an absolute racist asshole. I'm just saying if Oliver 'Batman is a fascist' Queen had this idea he'd be throwing hands with Bruce daily. If you want to explore it as a dark-Batman villain AU? That sounds cool actually, I'd read that tbh.

[accidentaldccharacter]

Oh, Harley's here. How are things? Also Eobard, aren't you a good guy?

@accidentaldccharacter

HELLO HI BIG FAN, who am i talking to so i know who to ask questions to?

Just pay attention to the color of our text kid like how im red.(Deadshot) AND IM PINK!(Harley) I like blue...also does anyone have any ibuprofen...Wally beat my ass...(Adrian Chase) To be fair we did warn you not to take random things that aren't yours. (Grid)

Lay off of him I did many things that got me in trouble at his young age...ah to be 63 again...(King Shark) Wait how old ARE you King Shark?(Eobard Thawne) A little over 173 if I do say so myself. Damn he's old [Insert Skull Emoji here] Did she just...? DONT...question.

[accidentaldccharacter]

"Probably whoever usually backs these things? I'm not up to date on mutant news."

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"Wow, my day is off to a really good start for a Monday."

[accidentaldccharacter]

Hey, Kate, have you tried being a full time chaos enabler? Lesbian

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

I came out by getting kicked out of West Point for refusing to lie about who I am. I didn’t get a rainbow cupcake or a corporate tweet. I got the boot.

Still wouldn’t change a damn thing.

Be loud, be real, be safe. Watch each other’s backs. This month is about survival and celebration. Both matter.

If you’re still in the closet, you’re still part of this family. You’re not late—you’re alive. That’s enough.

So celebrate. March. Dance in the streets. Kiss your girl on the sidewalk. Wear glitter like armor.

But remember who built Pride. Remember why we fight.

Look after the kids. Protect the trans community. Bail each other out.

And don’t let a rainbow-colored ad convince you they’re on your side.

Pride isn’t a product. It’s a protest.

Stay loud. Stay dangerous. Stay queer.

—Kate Kane, professional lesbian and part time chaos enabler

[accidentaldccharacter]

"Well, sorry for this, but it's Pride Month and I think there's some mutant law thing going on. Looks serious."

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"Wow, my day is off to a really good start for a Monday."

[accidentaldccharacter]

Wait you died? That must've been some sort of big dramatic deal. Batman must've been distraught. Robin's never died before...

(imagine this is my sideblog @accidentaldccharacter)

Hello. Did you say you were Robin?

hiya! yeah, i was robin for about 4 months, then i decided i wasn’t really cut out for it (and i kinda died but that’s old news..)

[accidentaldccharacter]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

[accidentaldccharacter]

Funnily enough, I was talking about a far more recent "Vision turned evil" occasion, two or three of them. Honestly, the GLA Avengers copyright ownership thing is just a fun legal nitpick I was hoping to get clarity on in the modern world where Spider-People are coming out of everywhere (Seriously, are we at 5 or 7? Lost track after 4) and one who's apparently a vampire? On the Captain Britain thing, I mean, contacting a Captain Britain not of this Earth would be nice if possible. We don't really have many UK-exclusive heroes other than the obvious suspects. According to a search, there was a "Time Lord", but he sort of disappeared in the 90s. Maybe he joined Alpha Flight, who knows. I hear through the grapevine he knows the first Spider-Man but then again, probably an urban legend anyway. Doubt Spider-Man gives away an email, any of the 12 of them, let alone the first. Also, I believe the correct nomenclature for Doreen Green is Unbeatable.

Yeah, when's Flatman of the GLA gonna get the rights to the Avengers name back? Say what you will about them, but they never fucked up as bad as Tony Stark, Hank Pym, The Vision, Spider-Man and that's not even including the founding members. Anyone remember Captain America taking over America? Or Namor? Or the Squadron Supreme by technicality?

Like, why isn't Squirrel Girl the leader of the Avengers already? I hear Doreen's a nice person and I really liked her student podcast. Even when she took over the world that one week, way less reckless than any other superhero. And she has like no controversial takes on Twitter (followed her before she left/until that Asgard war a few months ago)

Also, that furry artist that sorta became a GLA member, what's she up to? Is that a superhero question or a FurAffinity one; I'm new to Tumblr. Also, Captain Britain's cool, I like her, please do a Q&A with her. Sorry for the long message, I will be sending more. (No swears though next time, I promise.)

@accidentaldccharacter

Full disclaimer: every hero and heroine to have ever carried the title of "Avenger" is worthy of respect and honor, and have laid their life on the line for the sake of others time and again. (With the obvious exception of those who were villainous infiltrators or co-opted the name for their own selfish purposes.)

That includes those Avengers who have committed grave errors in the line of duty, and then have atoned for them over time. The Vision was corrupted by connection to the Titanian supercomputer ISAAC, and has since atoned for trying to take over the world's computer systems. Hank Pym is a storied founding Avenger and has more than made up for working with Egghead to destroy the team (spurred on by undiagnosed bipolar disorder).

This also includes the Great Lakes Avengers - a team whose charter members are recognized in the annals of official Avengers membership. But here's the thing: the Avengers are the Earth's mightiest heroes. The GLA, as much as I love them (seriously, Mr. Immortal came by the mansion the other week and he's absolutely delightful. Offered us a six-pack, which we had to decline because we can't drink on the job), they're an exceptionally local team.

(an image from a GLA Internet ad. left to right: Big Bertha, Mr. Immortal, Flatman, Doorman (carrying a standee of Squirrel Girl))

Now, there's nothing wrong with being local heroes. For all of its faults in execution, the 50-State Initiative's goal of equipping and training heroes for local communities was a good idea. Individual communities need their protectors, and the GLA have done a good job of safeguarding Milwaukee.

However, for one reason or another - whether by intent or happenstance - Milwaukee seems to be where their sphere of influence starts and ends. And they seem to be okay with that.

(That being said, if you are ever in the Milwaukee area, please do give them a visit. I'm told they make frequent public appearances at Kroger locations.)

As for Ms. Green, while she's certainly formidable, and will undoubtedly answer the call if required, she's currently focused on her studies at Empire State University. And likely other, more sciurine pastimes.

And regarding the whereabouts of the individual known as "Good Boy", that's a question best left to locals.

Finally, which Captain Britain are you referring to? Of the two known female Captains Britain from this Earth, one is officially retired from superheroics and would prefer not to be contacted, while the other is... well, she's an X-Man, and reaching any of them for extended periods of time is difficult at best.

[accidentaldccharacter]

the internet is removed a few days later. (only search engines are down and nothing else but because most web backend is run by amazon web services or google, things are bad) World plunged into chaos

Just her luck that Gotham only ever seems to have slow nights when Cass is in desperate need of something to help her blow off steam. After who even knows how long sat on a rooftop, chin resting on her hand, blowing raspberries out of boredom waiting for something to punch, she decides to get to her feet and launch into an entire extended choreographed dance sequence she saw in a Step Up movie once.

It's good. It's nice. It gives her brain something to focus on and wakes up the parts of her body that had fallen asleep. It doesn't take long for her to start getting lost in it. She feels her heart racing, she feels sweat pool on her forehead, she feels the whole world begin to fall away, she notices the man staring at her dumbfounded from his apartment window across the street with his phone camera aimed at her and his jaw on the floor.

She comes to a very swift and jarring halt, frozen mid-pirouette, suddenly painfully aware that she is in full costume. She fumbles awkwardly with her utility belt for several deeply mortifying seconds while she and the man maintain unblinking eye contact before pulling out a smoke pellet and tossing it at the ground. As she flees into the night she wonders to herself how practical it would be to ask Oracle to delete the entire internet.

[accidentaldccharacter]

Real question is, why YOUR dad? Daredevil is like a real guy. Are we doing multiverse theory? What next, a universe with communist Superman?

There's a world where your dad lost you and he became a vigilante called Daredevil. It's not a good place.

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"That seems like an extreme thing to do. Did he ever find me?"

[accidentaldccharacter]

"Why are they following you? Did you law someone they like?"

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"I'm going to start a go fund me so I can buy a new phone. A ninja broke my old one."

[accidentaldccharacter]

"No, it's just a food production thing. So both. You know they bleach the meat here? Might have a death wish but I'm not eating bleached meat."

I approach Matt in his house. "Hey, Matt, can we see the Justice Le- Avengers Museum while I'm still in America, New York, current year, planet Earth? Just cause I think I'll have to be getting back soon. Not like I have things going on, just that I miss eating chocolate and meat and like most things here, food isn't normal here."

@accidentaldccharacter

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"Yes we can go to the Avenger's Museum... What do you mean by the food isn't normal here? Does it taste different? Or is it s texture thing?"

[accidentaldccharacter]

How DID YOU FIND A NINJA MATT?

I can't even find a ninja when I literally live in a town with 7 ninjas (at least) with god complexes.

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"I'm going to start a go fund me so I can buy a new phone. A ninja broke my old one."

[accidentaldccharacter]

"Are there mutant foxes? Like foxes with the X-Gene? If there are, you could donate them."

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▪︎ Matt holds the first fox and then the second, and then the third, and the fourth. He tries to hold the others, but opts for sitting down with the group instead.

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"This is fine..."

@fox-barnes