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guys- i just wanna know if yall can see this- 

my tumblr is so messed up i literally never changed my pfp to- whatever this is and it won’t let me change it back

i can’t change it on the computer and when i change it on my ipad it says its been ‘uploaded successfully’ but it literally doesn’t change at all,,,

why is this so messed up? like what’s going on? have i been reported or smth like im so confused? to whoever reported me i’m sorry for whatever i did but SOMEONE JUST TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS ARGHHHHHHH

also- made a spam account for the time being bc i refuse to post anymore on this acc until this tumblr acc gets its shit together. go follow @accioscimz bc i’ll post my stuff there until this acc can be back up running again. to anyone who knows whats going on pls just message me- idc if its on ig or tumblr just send help, and quickly pls

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sge characters x funny test answers

i wish i did these on my tests but i didn’t ;(

agatha:

- LMFAO GRAVEYARD AGGIE VIBESS

tedros:

- tedros has daddy issues and we can all agree on that

sophie:

- sis being the most smart assed of them all 

hester:

- HESTER YOU- I CAN’T

anadil:

- ani being so chill and straight up like- iCE 

dot:

- dot, child, you took it too seriously. like literally. 

yara:

- YARA HAS FOUR TO SHOW YARA SUPREMACY- goddamit why this badass bitch so damn sMArT? 

kiko:

- kiko, you’re too nice. 

beatrix:

- skjkdskdjdksjfkjsd BOOK 1 VIBES LMFAOO 

reena:

- YESYESYESYES YOU DO THAT !!

nicola:

- ngl nicola would be the only person who could pull this off

hort:

- sHuT iT hORt! we all know you wanna put a ring on sophie now stfu 

aric:

- ooOoooOOOooooOooF. man, didn’t even know aric read the books or watched the movies,,, 

japeth:

- jApEtH cAN dO maTH?? 

rhian:

- GODDAMNIT QFG VIBES OOF- i’m sorry teddy :’)

kei:

- this is me. every. single. fucking. day. and because kei is so relatable here it is :) 

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SKSDKFJDSKJKJKSJKASDKSFJK WHY DO I THINK I’M SO FUNNY?? someone send help,, 

anyways have a nice day/night <33

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sophie: you bought a taco?

hort: yup

sophie: ,,, from the truck the truck that just hit tedros?

hort: well,,, me starving really ain't gonna help him

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sophie: i have boyfriend now

agatha: a boyfriend?

sophie: *holds peace signs up with both hands*

agatha: FOUR BOYFRIENDS??

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agatha: hey did you seriously eat all my powder donuts?

tedros: of course not

agatha: why are you even lying? i can see the powder sugar on your face,,,

tedros: *panicking* oh that's,,, cocaine

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tedros: i'm in a mood to be hit

beatrix: hit as in like 'hit me up' or 'hit by a bus' or like,,, just 'hit'?

tedros: i literally don't care, surprise me

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hester: look who's late

tedros: a king is never late. everybody else is simply early.

hester: did you- did you just QUOTE THE FUCKING PRINCESS DIARIES AT ME?!?!?!

tedros: *gasps* you READ the princess diaries?!?!?!

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tedros: i'm going to bed

agatha: tedros - it's NOON

tedros: time isn't real

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hort: *pulls back shower curtain while tedros is in the shower*

hort: hey are we - stop screaming, tedros, it's me - are we out of pop tarts?

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doctor: i have good news and bad news

tedros: what is it?

doctor: you're gonna die

tedros: amazing, now the bad news?

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kidnapper: i have your child

agatha: my child is right next to me

kidnapper: then who's been singing 'i believe i can fly' on a loop for 3 hours straight?

agatha: oh dear, you have hort!

kidnapper: please come get him, i can't take it anymore

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some of my fav sge quotes from the first book bc why not :)

‘You see, it doesn’t matter what we are, Sophie.’ ‘It’s what we do.’

‘You’re not evil, Sophie’ ‘You’re human.’ ‘Only if I have you’

‘If you want to talk to me, you can wait in line with everyone else.’

‘You don't ever get over love,,, even if they steal your room and your pajamas.’

‘No one understands me here,,, but you do. You see who I am. That's why I kept coming back. You're not my good deed anymore, Agatha,,, you're my friend.’ 

‘Beauty can only fight the truth for so long...’

‘Only once you destroy who you think you are can you embrace who you truly are.’

‘What's the one thing Evil can never have... and the one thing Good can never do without?’

‘In the forest of Primeval A school for good and evil Two towers like twin heads One for the pure One for the wicked Try to escape you'll always fail The only way out Is through a fairy tale’

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when life gives you lemons,,,

tag yourself in the comments! lol<3

tedros: you make lemonade 

agatha: you squeeze them into people’s eyes

sophie: you make lemon juice face masks 

hester: you chunk them right back to wherever they came from 

anadil: horde them so when there’s no lemons you can become a lemon dealer

dot: you make lemon zest chocolate

hort: you eat them?? 

nicola: you take it. don’t waste food

kiko: you gift wrap them and give it to someone else

beatrix: you tell life to get a life because lemons are a terrible gift

reena: you sell them on ebay

aric: you throw them at your enemies. HARD

japeth: you take out the shot glasses and start filling them with tequila

rhian: you demand to see life’s manager

kei: you make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

skfjsdkjkfsds these are HORRIBLE ik but ty for reading/scrolling/swiping all the way! have some lemons 🍋🍋

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dot: sophie, can you move? you're blocking the view

sophie: dot, darling, i AM the view

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tedros *at a mcdonald's drive thru*: hi, can i get a mcwill to live please?

agatha: tedros, we TALKED about this,,

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agatha: *throws a frisbee to tedros*

tedros: *catches it*

agatha: now throw it back

tedros: *throws it back*

agatha: FUCK YOU TEDROS OH MY EYES WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT THE FRISBEE TEDROS WHY-

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sophie: *barges into agatha's room at 1AM*

agatha: sophie, what happened? what did you do?

sophie: no one died!

agatha: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT?