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Hey there, I really love writing on Wattpad and take it as my hobby so I might not be able to update as often. I know most of the fandoms (hunger games, divergent, GOT etc.) and I might be writing fanfics about them too I am writing a Harry Potter fanfiction series and a Lord of the Rings fanfictio...

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A chink of sky was visible between the heavy curtains: it was the cool, clear blue of watered ink, somewhere between night and dawn, and everything was quiet except for Ron and Hermione’s slow, deep breathing. Harry glanced over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside him. Ron had had a fit of gallantry and insisted that Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved to the floor, her fingers inches from Ron’s. Harry wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding hands.

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“I don’t go looking for  t r o u b l e . Trouble usually finds me.”

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Fantastic Weeds and Where to Find Them

This is definitely my favorite one. 

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The Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone, the Cloak of Invisibility. Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one master of Death.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates

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We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid.

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it would mean everything if yall went to check out my story on wattpad !!!

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imagine how Lily found out she liked James 

seventh year ...

first day: 

Lily: (enters the great hall to eat breakfast and sees James running towards her) hullo Potter, what words of love would you like to say today? 

James: Nothing at all 

Lily: wHAT okay 

second day: 

Dumbledore: Ms Evans and Mr Potter please pair up 

Lily: Potter I swear if you mess up this time- 

James: I won't Evans, cause I'm switching partners 

Lily: (completely baffled) w-what b-but- 

James: cya evans 

third day: 

Lily (talking to herself): what the hell is wrong with Potter, why is he not talking to me 

Sirius (cheekily): I heard he's over you, or what he was saying that it was just a "phase". I think he's onto abbott now, pity her 

Lily: he cant just be over me, it's not possible, just a few days before he was pining over not being able to be paired up with me 

Sirius: well evans people change and there you go, i told you there's James with abbott- 

Lily (running furiously towards James): JAMES POTTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER 

James (frightened but slightly curious): you see abbott's my new transfiguration partner- 

Lily: NO I AM, I AM YOUR TRANSFIGURATION PARTNER 

James (weirded out): okay sure, i'm your partner then chill evans 

Lily (gonna burst any moment): NOT JUST PARTNER DO YOU UNDERSTAND POTTER. I'M GONNA MRS LILY JAMES POTTER, YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN- 

James (shaken completely but yet amused): are you proposing to me evans 

Lily: ohno 

James: ... Lily: i didn't mean it that way i swear potter, j-just a joke 

James (running to where Sirius and Remus were):diD YOU HEAR WHAT LILY SAID 

Remus: need i ask why did you do that sirius 

Sirius (mock annoyance): too much sexual tension around this place that i absolutely cannot handle 

Lily (red in the face but still smiling at herself while giving abbott a smug face) : i swear i will kill that idiotic black

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amazing

Hogwarts Houses : Slytherin Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends

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--- 19 years later---

at about 12am ...

Hermione: oh my god, draco, draco oh no oh no my water broke !!!

Draco: WHERE’S MY SON GRANGER I CANT SEE HIM COMING OUT

Granger: yoU DUMB SON A FERRET BRING ME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL

Draco: oH right (holding out his arm) i really hope our son doesn’t turn out delusional like you

Hermione: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING APPARATE WHEN IM GOING TO POP WITH A BABY INSIDE ME, WE ARE TAKING THE CAR DRACO

Draco: (panics and starts searching for the car keys)

Hermione: ARE YOU A WIZARD OR WHAT. (in the know it all voice) honestly draco accio

Draco: Granger, you know I should call She-Weasel because I don’t think I can drive there-

Hermione: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE DRACO SILENCIO. NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CAR AND I’LL DRIVE 

-- after Hermione gives birth--

Harry: aww, he looks like a younger version of Malfoy Mione, where is he though?

Hermione: (looking smug) stupefied in the cupboard

Harry: (opens the cupboard to see a scared Malfoy)

Hermione: you’re doing great sweetie, just an hour more !

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“dramaTIZED SIGH”

“why wont you say a thing granger?”

Ginny: I'm cold.

Harry: Here, have my scarf.

Hermione: Yeah, it's a little chilly.

Draco: What? (takes off his coat) I told you to bring more layers but of course you never listen and now (piles scarves on Hermione) I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death. (takes somebody else's hat) Could you be any more annoying? Ugh.

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aww

though i can imagine harry running away from hermione once again

Hermione: Do you still have a problem with Muggles Draco: No that’s ridiculous Hermione: You wouldn’t smile at my parents all evening Draco: Oh that I didn’t want them to see my teeth Hermione: Your teeth are perfect Draco: And do you think I want your crazy dentist parents going after me with their torture clamps and pliers Hermione: Draco WHAT do you think dentists do Draco: … Hermione: … Draco: Well played Potter