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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

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I know the story behind this post…

Some dude about to invent a Cornucopia:

"Wow, this is a cool French Horn, I should just shove a bunch of fucking shit into it."

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212th airborne clone trooper

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Everything…

well, everything sucks. Not quite sure what you were expecting

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187th heavy clone trooper

Based on the Lego ones, so not cannon

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Curses

Go out and curse all of your enemies to never quite draw what they imagine in their heads. Do it. It’ll make you happy I promise.

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501st clone trooper

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WHY BYE YOUR OWN [[half priced movies]] WHEN YOU CAN USE THINGSS FOR FREE!1!!!!

Tax evasion

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Tax evasion

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🐓

I think chicken s just look like that to mock us.

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We should criminalize pizza

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The best compliment

Their a little skrunkly one

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My kitten

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The truth

Spamton G Spamton probably drinks cheese