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Maybe Lucifer doesn't dress modestly because of pride but because he gets cold easily

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I wish I was that coffee mug

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Oh?

Hello Himbo :)

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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I like the thought of all the younger brothers having individual secret stashes around the HOL, much to the displeasure of Lucifer and Barbatos because rest assure, Diavolo will take inspiration when he finds out

Like that old vase that hasn't moved for centuries now? Mammon puts spare change and anything valueable he can fit inside in it

Satan has books put in baggies and taped/magically stuck to the bottoms of tables all around the house

Beel and Belphie are masters of hiding snacks and pillows in any place they can, Lucifer still haven't found out about the hollow part of the foyer statues.

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I would makeout with Mammon in a broom closet.

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Can Lucifer tell the difference between normal coffee and hell coffee because if not, can't you just give the bitch an overly sweetened coffee just to mess with him?

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Diavolo has a collection of floral vacation shirts that he wears when he has to punish someone

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Went thrift shopping and I found a gold bikini, so of course I bought it so I'm now sitting here, looking like a cheap whore and knowing Mammon would be proud

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- an unstable person

Hah, It seems I have been summoned to return

Hello again, Friend

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Mmm Tasty

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Imagine how fucking hyped Mammon would be if you took him to a speedway. Like boy wod be over the moon about the cars, he just seems like the type.

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@obey-me-tho No No, you might be on to something.....

Could it be the real reason Lucifer wears that turtleneck under his uniform?

Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

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Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

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I think Satan is really pretty and he makes me happy.

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Misread the Obey me notification as 'Lucifer needs a hug,' and yes, yes he does

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I dreamt I started fires in the forest because I lost Mammon. Not the kind of dream I was aiming for, but accepted nonetheless.