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I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

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{ @404-processor-not-found } "You are getting a good grade at Conjunx. A+. Beautiful."

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“I didn’t know that was the kind of thing you could get graded on,” Rodimus jokes, tossing another puffed candy at Skywarp’s mouth. It bounces off the jet’s cheek. “I didn’t even study or nothin’.”

The fact that they’re not actually bonded yet isn’t important.

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“Yo! Which of you losers took my Steppenwolf vinyls?”

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Fingerguns.

“It’s that time once again, folks. Ask-a-Captain is live, living, and loving. C’mon over to my booth at Swerve’s and bitch at me for free (but you do still have to buy a drink from Swerve).”

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Pops a pair of bunny ears on. Hell yeah.

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“So… is now a bad time to mention I’m getting hitched?”

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I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

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Transformers art be upon thee

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“Y’know, the Wreckers med-team had me fixed before they turned me loose. Wonder if the Matrix did enough remodeling to reconnect those tubes.”

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���Oh, puhlease, glitch. Like you haven’t been making goo-goo optics at Kup for over a vorn, now!” Roddy exclaims, slapping the triple-changer’s chassis with an open palm. “More power to you, ‘cause I get enough of an audialfull from him already… anyways, I got that airbrush Arcee brought back working.”

“C’mere, cowboy. Lemme make you look like less of a trainwreck for your gross old man crush.”

Springer rolls his optics," What the fuck are you saying rod?" Smiling even as he shakes his head. But he still trots over to his bestie.

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♦️🔸️💎🔸️♦️🔹️💎🔹️♦️🔸️💎🔸️♦️

💎 Top or Bottom ❓️

Camaro or Corvette ❓️

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... he's very awkwardly approaching. glitter cosmetics?

Ho-lee shit.

Rodimus is utterly shameless as he takes in the sight of this completely, unbelievably, bodaciously built mech with wide optics and a spoiler that jolts high on his back-mount.

“Sick flames, mech. Who did your body work?”

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Cups his hands around his mouth.

“HEY. WHO WANTS SOME GLITTER COSMETICS.”

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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"I love inserting myself where I'm not needed. Let's turn this lover's spat into a menage a trois, baby."

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"Look, dude, I mean this in like, the nicest way possible, okay? Genuinely. I am saying this to you as your friend who loves you so, so much:

You are incredibly fuckin' lame."