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♡ p!links with logan howlett ii ♡

18+ NSFW ☁︎ part i part iii

dbf!logan grinding his needy cock on your pretty pussy and making a mess all over you :(

overstimulation with sub!logan

you and old man!logan decided to try out shibari

dbf!logan loves when your weeping pussy drools all over his fingers

piss play with old man!logan in your new bathing suit x.x

old man!logan stuffing your holes full with his thick fingers

dbf!logan comes over and needs to record a little something to get off to later at home because he can’t always have you sucking on his fat cock :(

dbf!logan offered to check up on you while your parents went on vacation; little do they know what's actually happening back at their home

dbf!logan can’t pass up on taking his sweet girls virginity

you decide to wear a short skirt to get professor!logan's attention, and it works a little too well

ʚ xtras ɞ

you wanted to rile up logan, so you wore your new lingerie set to bed in hopes of logan fucking you stupid, which he did

masturbating and pumping logan’s cock

a/n : currently have x-men brain rot, so expect some more logan stuff from me. since this is my first blog, i'm thinking of sticking to quick posts like these for right now, but i definitely plan to do more soon when i can come up with some ideas. also currently in the process of finding twt links for a bucky post i'm making (>⩊<) hope you all enjoyed 🍮

feel free to reblog and leave a comment <3

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Robins trying to emulate Batman's posture: cute, adorable, sometimes a little scary depending on the circumstance

grown up ex-Robins trying to emulate Batman's posture: scary, but everyone knows who they're trying to be

Batkids out of the suit, in civilian clothes, suddenly standing/looking a little too much like Bruce: terrifying

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Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane

Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?

Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.

Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.

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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?

Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.

Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.

Damian: It is not.

Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper

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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy

Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?

Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh

Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect

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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-

Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?

Bruce:

Bruce: Carry on

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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:

Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:

Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?

Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys

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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.

noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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You think the reason why Odysseus always says Penelope's name is because he talked about her every time someone gave him the chance to and vent over how much he missed her, but Penelope never says his because she had to suffer in silence with all those suitors around??

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CALEB’S NEW CARD IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING BUT ALSO I PONDER WHY THE FUCK NOBODY IN PRODUCTION HAS TOLD HIM TO STOP DOING THOSE GODFORSAKEN POPPING SOUNDS FOR KISSES.

GOD CALEB IM HORNY AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE’RE MAKING POPCORN IN SURROUND SOUND

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Brucie can Crash Out sometimes

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Good listener

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for all the writers out there, no matter where you are in your journey🤍

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Ghost and Soap were both dead asleep in their barrack until the faintest gasp woke them up. Neither of them were deep sleepers but something about that noise was almost familiar and it jolted them awake. Another gasp followed by a drawn out “fuuuck” had the two sitting up straight in their beds, each turning towards the other, making sure it wasn’t just a dream. A higher pitched gasp could be heard through the wall. The wall separating their room from yours. Their cocks starting to stir to life at the realization that you were in there moaning. Unspoken and through eye contact they agreed to silently listen and maybe do what they needed to but not to make a big deal out of it. Until much louder than the other noises came a “fuck Lieutenant”. Now they are both on their feet and Ghost has a shit eating grin on his face bc you’re in that room touching yourself to the thought of him. No that can’t be right “lass probably meant to say Sargent.” Soap simply would not believe it.

And now they are both barreling through their door just to swing yours open. The two needed answers. Ghost needed to be proved right and Soap needed to prove him wrong. Had they fantasized about you? Yes. often? Yes. About you touching yourself to the thought of them? Yes. now dreams were about to become reality. They could hear the lewd wet sounds of you fingering yourself through the door. Until they swung your door open and they were not met with you naked and alone in the room but instead your body was covered by a man (a lieutenant from a dif area of the base). One arm keeping himself up while the other was down your panties and knuckle deep in your pussy. The two were frozen at the door as his head turned to look at them, removing his dripping wet fingers from your pussy and sliding them into his mouth with an exaggerated pop. (Ghost wanted to cut those fingers off of him and soap couldn’t decide if he wanted to help ghost or suck your juices off of the man’s fingers himself)

“Sargent MacTavish. Lieutenant Riley. Nice to see you” with a cocky smirk and silky voice, now the only man in the room who was actually invited was leaving. Finally revealing you only in your bra and visibly soaked panties. If looks could kill the two men left still standing in your doorway would’ve evaporated into dust as you redressed yourself.

“What the fuck do you two want?”

With an embarrassingly high pitched “nothing” the two went running from your room.

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Momma poss always brighten my day

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Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”

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not a request per say but i just KNOW sukuna is a chubby chaser. like you can't tell me he wouldnt love a girl that's on the chubbier side idk💔💔💔

no… because you’re so right… you’re so right.

sukuna is a big man. he would feel absolutely downright insulted if a chubby girl insinuated she was too big for him. he would effortlessly toss her over his shoulder and walk away with her like it was no challenge… because it wasn’t a challenge for him.

sukuna is use to life during the heien era. women with a bit of chubbiness were seen as an actual goldmine. their bodies were healthy, strong, suitable for bearing children. he looooves seeing the chubby pouch of fat that protects their uterus and womb because he knows his heir would be perfectly suitable in there. chubbiness was also seen as a virtue of wealth as well as fertility… not that he cares about the wealth part, such mortal endeavors do not interest him.

sukuna would find it repulsive if a man around him said something negative about a woman with a little bit of fat on them. he’d definitely respond in a “if you’re not man enough, then stay out of the way” manner… before killing them because that’s what he does.

sukuna loves that there’s more to hold on to. this goes for when he just needs to hold onto her for protective/possessive reasoning… or when he’s drilling her delicious pussy from behind. he feels mesmerized when he watches her plumpness ripple and recoil with each forceful thrust.

sukuna also is the type to feel feral when he sees how his robes still completely swallow your chubby body whole… because once again, sukuna is a big man.

thank you for the request <3

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nsfw. simon ghost riley x reader

I imagine Simon as a certified thighs guy. Like imagine him laying down on your thighs and biting on 'em occasionally. Just to hear you yelp and complain about him being a big mutt. Him just loving the plush fat and sleeping on 'em or asking you to squeeze his face between 'em.

He is your big mutt, your personal guard dog.

Now he is obsessed with your thighs and being between it and eat your pussy, his face between your folds, tongue lapping on your syrupy slick, slobbering mess as he grunts praises while you whine. He's so messy, and gods he's gripping your thighs again biting them when he wants to withdraw the pleasure away.

It makes you feel so hot, so fucking hot. Your trying to grind your hips on his face, nose specifically. He looks up, through his eyes tongue rolling against your bud as you shudder, trying to push away at the overwhelming sensation.

He's being a bad dog, he knows. He's being a mean boyfriend to you right now. Biting and licking and pawing all over your sweet sweet cunt. What can he do? He just loves the way you get all shy and sweet and teary when his mouth is on that pussy.

God he loves being your mutt.