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It kinda of came up

Will create a social media post. Will blocks Apollo Will, sighs: I'm save Percy posts a picture of Apollo kissing him Will: ... damn, I'm gonna have to block Percy too

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Poseidon DMing Apollo: when i see you , it's on sight. FR

lmoa

Perpollo on Twitter Pt.2

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I love their relationship

Hermes: I stole your cow Apollo bursts into burning bright flames Hermes: But I have this golden lyre. I'll show you how to play Apollo: Hmmm, tempting. I'll spare you this time, little brother.

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holy shit! im sorry. i just realized this is based off of Lucy's story. i thought it was another HC. sorry love!

So Lucy's gonna be only one ig?

Percy, holding his daughter for the first time: She’s so adorable…

Apollo, who performed the emergency c-section: She’s perfect, love…

Percy: She’s so small…

Apollo: Our tiny little miracle…

Percy: Such soft curly hair…

Apollo: And she has your nose

Percy: … I want more!

Apollo:

Apollo: Babe, you almost died giving birth to this one!

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when your stupid son falls so you use your water powers

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If I were a Poseidon kid, I don't know if I would be excited or terrified.

Poseidon family reunion

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It's not that I lost motivation, it's that writing and drawing are hard, lmao. but BIG YES to this post

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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annual reminder that the meta reason for why Percy’s birthday is August 18th is that mid-August is the height of the Perseids meteor shower every year. Named as such because the meteors appear to emanate from the constellation Perseus, of course named for the Greek mythological hero that Percy was named after.

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They have enough to fit a school bus

Percy, holding his daughter for the first time: She’s so adorable…

Apollo, who performed the emergency c-section: She’s perfect, love…

Percy: She’s so small…

Apollo: Our tiny little miracle…

Percy: Such soft curly hair…

Apollo: And she has your nose

Percy: … I want more!

Apollo:

Apollo: Babe, you almost died giving birth to this one!

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Jason Grace/Piper McLean, Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Paul Blofis/Sally Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Apollo (Percy Jackson), Will Solace, Nico di Angelo, Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Jason Grace, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Hades (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Artemis (Percy Jackson), Ares (Percy Jackson), Hephaestus (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Athena (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Hestia (Percy Jackson), Demeter (Percy Jackson), Hecate (Percy Jackson), Kayla Knowles, Austin Lake, Michael Yew, Lee Fletcher, Leto (Percy Jackson), Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Paul Blofis, Estelle Blofis, Hercules (Percy Jackson), Gaea (Percy Jackson), Kronos (Percy Jackson), Luke Castellan, Ethan Nakamura, Charles Beckendorf, Silena Beauregard, Leo Valdez, Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson), Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Tartarus (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Original Character(s), Smut, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, World War II, Great Depression, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Apollo (Percy Jackson), Bottom Percy Jackson, Top Apollo (Percy Jackson), Drama, Percy gets the soft life he deserves, Action/Adventure, Perpollo kids, Protective Leto, they love each other your honor, Alternate Universe - Aliens, Outer Space Summary:

A great prince sacrifices his needs for his kingdom, and Percy has dedicated his life to this belief. Literally.

Olympia is under threat from Gaea’s tyrannical force and destruction, and of course, Percy is his planet's last hope. All he needs is to surrender to Fate.

Game Plan: Get swallowed by Queen Dirtface, turn himself into a bomb, and go BOOM! Olympia’s saved!

Sure, it’s literal suicide, but think of it this way. At least his planet’s in good hands, and they’ll live in everlasting peace! Who cares about his future? Everything will be merry, Olympia stays prosperous, and life will go on.

But what’s an epic Greek story without drama, love, adventure, and sacrifices?

And will Percy surrender or battle against the fates?

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IT DIDNT WORK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big brain moment 🧠

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo

Since Tumblr is being a bitch ass, and most of you don't follow me on Twitter or Instagram (which is fine! not here to shame... maybe just a little---), I don't know where to post my NSFW artwork... until now.

So, I forgot A03 allows you to post NSFW artwork too (as long as it fits the guidelines and measurements). So I'm gonna test it out! It's going to be under PercBlue03! In fact, I just posted the warning signs.

Anyways, if that doesn't work. i'm going to cry

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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eremika literally ruined Eren. Made him a sniveling rat. I hate this shit

Two canon couples that I hate that ended up doing a big disservice to the characters involved

and got described multiple times as siblings or having a mother x son/babysitter x little brother bond

While the most hated ships from the same shows had so much potential and would've been able to enhance the thematic cohesion of both stories

If there are Zutara fans that happen to like Eremika, please scroll

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The cope is STRONG

People truly pushing the idea Armin and Mikasa adopted a kid and jeankasa didnt happen will never not be funny. Same people who mock us for not accepting EM are same ones who can't swallow JK.

Overall, you don't need to be a JK shipper to know that's Jean. Like come the fuck on. Armin's hair is not only shorter, but he's shorter than Mikasa. Plus Mikasa is wearing a fucking RING. She's married to Jean and had his kid. She's happy and living in peace. Some of yall don't like that she moved on from Eren and it shows.

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Digital drawing

Eren x Levi

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GOD IS GOOD

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It took me a minute to get it, but that's hilarious and clever. Guess the sea didn't come through this time 🥺

Percy and friends go the the beach 🏖️

friends wisely put on sunscreen

Percy does not!

“i don’t need it, the sea will keep healing me :)”

nine months later out pops a baby with bright blonde curls and his green eyes

Apollo: …I fail to see how this is my fault you didn’t use protection