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HEY AGENT BORNSON I got some questions to ask you
1. What is you sexuality
2. do you live in a house or an apartment
3. Who is your favourite family member your mom, dad, or someone else
4. I have you dated someone or dating
Hello.
A bit personal...
An apartment.
I have a younger brother who I do not see enough.
I tried dating when I was young. I don't know if it didn't work out because of my work or because of me.
Agent Bronson
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Agent Bronson why is it so dangerous to say no to Agent Zari??
I have never known her to be wrong.
Agent Bronson
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Hey Agent Bronson, what’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?
Say no to Zari.
Agent Bronson
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Sorry for the repeated question Agent Zari! Sometimes I forget I’ve already asked
No problem.
-Zari
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Hey Zari, favourite movie genre?
https://www.tumblr.com/acmeofficial/786996553900539904/hey-agent-zari-favourite-genre?source=share
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Hey Agent Bronson, favorite genre of movie?
Documentary.
Agent Bronson
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Hey Agent Zari! Was there ever a take your kid to work day at ACME?
No, not that I know of. I don't think I actually know anyone who has kids either...except one agent who married into a family with adult children. But no, too secret.
-Zari
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How is she supposed to apologize to you then?? I mean it’s your choice but how??
I don't need an apology
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One of the URLs the chasecarm anon is "someone-is-nobody" if you'd like to block!
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just doing our part for a safer world. for once
One of the URLs the chasecarm anon is "someone-is-nobody" if you'd like to block!
#our very skilled detectives deduced via there being six very aggressive asks under that name that perhaps this could be our perp#acmeofficial
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Hey ACMEOFFICIAL! My sister said she convinced her friend to apologize at long last! And made her agree to an apology if she was unblocked
Okay. I probably still won't unblock but nice to hear
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Hey ACME agents! Have any of you seen the final destination movies?
Some of us have, I think.
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One of the URLs the chasecarm anon is "someone-is-nobody" if you'd like to block!
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Hey Agent Bronson, favourite horror classic if you have one?
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Clever set, and I love a good twist. Have you seen it?
Agent Bronson
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Hey Agent Zari, favourite genre?
...Romance. Don't tell anyone. I just like seeing people happy. It's why I joined up.
-Zari
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just a small,,, thing,,, I think Julia's gay chat,,,

ever notice how she is around Carmen Sandiego...
ooh honey welcome to a long line of julethief shippers!!! you're going to have fun here :3
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context for my last post -- i meant it as in illustrating dialogue that has happened on the blog
ex: chase getting chased by mongeese
also, /nf means not forcing ^^
oh!!! omg of course, that would be so cool!! :D
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