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Have you truly lived if you've never been able to exist naked in your personal abode?

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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LUCY'S LITTLE BROTHER IS RICO FROM HANNAH MONTANA?!?!?!?!

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I LIKE THE COFFIN MAN!

He's cool

Mother fucker really out here in a coffin like he's Nosferatu.

Why?

Is it for the Pomp and Circumstance??

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Mother fucker really out here in a coffin like he's Nosferatu.

Why?

Is it for the Pomp and Circumstance??

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Hey crew...

Uh...

What the fuck is the BoS?

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Fuck y'all.

I'm watching Fallout even tho I wanted tk wait until I could give it my undivided attention

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Yes I have shirt designs.

No, I will not post them until I have a means of production and distribution.

Sorry...

I do not trust that my stuff isn't being scanned by AI even though I opted out of it.

I'm not even posting the sayings.

I don't want my shit jacked... Even if I have definitive proof that I produced the thought first and so I own the Copyright.

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My 10,000th day on this Earth is this Tuesday...

And I have to fight for my life to deliver a business plan

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My 10,000th day on this Earth is this Tuesday...

And I have to fight for my life to deliver a business plan

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This is a Money Cat. Reblog this before New Year's and she will visit to bring you good fortune for 2024

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Wasn't done reading when I posted

GOT ANOTHER ROMANCE CARD

AND THEN TWO MORE CARDS INDICATING LONG TRAVEL (Knight of Wands, 6 of Swords and 8 of Wands)

WHERE WILL I GO?

I'm typing with voice to chat. Because I don't feel like typing with my tippy. Tappy top domes. Because I'm on a cell phone but uh, so I'm. I'm doing a terror card reading for myself. And like the first time, I was just like shuffle and cards, to kind of think and thinking, cause I want to do t-shirts, I want to sell t-shirts. I have tons of designs already planned out and I think they look f****** awesome and the cards were all like. Yeah, you can do it, but you have to put in the work you know that? Right?But everything looks good.It's gonna gonna turn up gonna turn up.Daisy's gonna be great

Well, didn't I just for fungi's?I wanted to do a love reading and I was like.I know.I'm not ready for a relationship.Not that I'm in.I know I'm aroace But I don't. I want. I want to look a friendship or something. I don't know what I want, but anyway. So 2/3, 2 cards threw themselves out at me. It was the tool of swords which I got for the shirts reading and it's like do or do not. There is no try kind of thing but also got the star which is. I don't know, taro is find Find phone phone f.U.N.

Yes oh my thumb is twitching

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I'm typing with voice to chat. Because I don't feel like typing with my tippy. Tappy top domes. Because I'm on a cell phone but uh, so I'm. I'm doing a terror card reading for myself. And like the first time, I was just like shuffle and cards, to kind of think and thinking, cause I want to do t-shirts, I want to sell t-shirts. I have tons of designs already planned out and I think they look f****** awesome and the cards were all like. Yeah, you can do it, but you have to put in the work you know that? Right?But everything looks good.It's gonna gonna turn up gonna turn up.Daisy's gonna be great

Well, didn't I just for fungi's?I wanted to do a love reading and I was like.I know.I'm not ready for a relationship.Not that I'm in.I know I'm aroace But I don't. I want. I want to look a friendship or something. I don't know what I want, but anyway. So 2/3, 2 cards threw themselves out at me. It was the tool of swords which I got for the shirts reading and it's like do or do not. There is no try kind of thing but also got the star which is. I don't know, taro is find Find phone phone f.U.N.

Yes oh my thumb is twitching

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How does YOUR 🫵 Miku Recharge?

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This feels crowded...

But I NEED the labial oyster big

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Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops. And they say it can happen to anybody but it's still, it's, it's gross.

Fallout "The Trap"

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