incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google
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Dude that is too much slop for him
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep
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hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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happy anniversary
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John McAllister (American, b. 1973, Slidell, LA, USA) - Crest Lit Alight, 2023, Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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i'm turning 23 in half an hour, i feel at my prime
babybel cheese, coca cola zero, hotelroom in helsinki, listening to jeff buckley i love my life
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babybel cheese, coca cola zero, hotelroom in helsinki, listening to jeff buckley i love my life
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Moominvalley 🍒
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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
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