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FUCK OFF

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i think there’s been some sort of mistake

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did u know that I love the color pink a lot

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#1 BROTP 

Lin and Groffsauce

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what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

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My favourite reactions to Malia Obama smoking pot. 😂

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Dress to kill. Wear poisonous lipstick and shirts so reflective that they blind. Heels sharp enough to slit throats. Jeans dark enough to consume souls. Carry bags heavy enough to crush bones and wear snapbacks that can be thrown like a frisbee to decapitate. This is required for your next assignment. Unless, of course, you’re too scared?

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New Horror App: Night Terrors

If you scare easily, then this game is probably going to give you nightmares.

A group of computer game developers are creating a new augmented reality mobile phone game that turns your home into a fight for survival against demons and zombies.

The game, called Night Terrors, uses your smartphone’s camera, GPS and accelerometer to build up a map of your home. As the player walks around their home at night, with only the LED on their camera to light their way, ghouls and monsters appear overlaid onto their surroundings on the camera’s display.

The team behind the game, Novum Analytics, said it wants to create the world’s most realistic augmented reality computer game. (Source)

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Child: Mommy why did you freeze all my toys in ice, what am I supposed to get them out with, I want to play with my dinosaurs

Suburban Mom: frankly that's not really my problem, I'm going to drink a soda and you're gonna sit here and either wait for this to melt or break them out of there

Child: Dad please

Suburban Dad: it builds character