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Re: Shogun—tumblr has deeply failed me because I have yet to see anyone shipping Toranaga/Blackthorne. I can’t be the only one.

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man jadzia just gets merc'd for plot reasons completely unrelated to her character lmao

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What do you mean Alexander the Great is in the Millennium Ring???

yeah he wears it and then develops an evil dark side who takes over and knocks all his friends unconscious, as we know tends to happen

a plotline which Yami Bakura apparently became so instantly sick of that he physically tears himself of off Lexy's neck and rolls away

but like lore-wise he apparently took a buddy with him so Dark Alexander the Great is considered to be still in there. He shows up later and possesses one of Grandpa's friends. You can discover all of this and more in the 2006 4kids exclusive miniseries Yu-Gi-Oh! Capsule Monsters.

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Deep Space Nine · The Ferengi

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'you seem inter--' tumblr you don't KNOW ME

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To the people that say they hate Gale Dekarios of waterdeep Because he isnt over his ex and he keeps bringing her up, being hung up on his lines comparing you to her and saying ur superior, always mentioning her

Ex. "I love you, much more than myself, more even than mystra, "

Putting aside all the toxic relationship talk and the grooming debate, are you guys aware of what he is actually saying? when he says you put mystra to shame and you make him forget her? What does he actually mean? The magnitude of his words?

MYSTRA IS MORE THAN HIS EX SHE IS HIS GOD !

Yes He is literally telling you "when im with you i forget the god i worship" everytime he talks about mystra its not just an ex to him its his god ....

Like are you guys aware of the magnitude of that?

The fact that if you do the weave magic sex insane wizard scene its literally infront of his god that has asked for complete devotion from him yet he is so fucking bold to do that "right in the palm of mystra" FULLY KNOWING THAT?

Man idk about yall but to me gale is the boldest craziest bitch of them all like its not even that hidden with his story line, his insane mesures he took to try to prove himself , the multiple remarks and comments , him telling you infront of everyone that he wants to have sex with you right out of battle, not hesitating to threaten to incinerate Astarion with a smile on his face to protect you, him not hesitating to give his all with no fear in love and demanding the same type of love and devotion (this is all said in a positive light btw) but to top this all off he is also indirectly telling you he has abandoned his god for you .... The god that gave him his magic.... AND despite all that he is still the gentle loving kind wise strategic guy we know and love so ...

Come on now how can you call this guy half of the shit the haters say about him he is so complex and real full of contradictions and just written SO well

Sigh can you tell he is my fav blorbo lmao

Here have some pics with his romance quotes to remind you how devoted he is to you

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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Nothing's easy, feel the wind at your back Every move you make it's like you're stopped in your tracks Turn the corner, try to leave it behind Gonna start all over with a new frame of mind Say nothing, say nothing, say nothing

- Django Django, Under Fire

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decided to shoot my shot with Karlach and she turned me down because I already promised Astarion we’d fuck later

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Van Helsing: lmao lucy look at this kissless virgin, this walking malpractice case, this unloveable loser. HE could never diagnose you, whereas I, the great VAN HELSING—

(later)

yeah dude I got no fucking idea

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THIS IS WORSE THAN IF THEY SHOWED ME ED CRYING

HE STOLE THE CAKE TOPPERS AND MADE!!!! THE BRIDE!!!!! HIMSELF!!!!

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AITA for telling my (30M?) fiancée (19F) that she is ‘getting fat’ when I just meant her health is improving after she was (hypothetically) drained of her blood? She won’t go rowing with me anymore :( :( :(

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I think lower decks should do another time travel episode to the events to trouble with tribbles/trials and tribble-ations so this time they're running around trying not to fuck up two timelines and having heart eyes at twice as many crew members

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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Lucy’s Mom (unaware she is in a horror novel): I sure hope nothing beyond human understanding causes me a sudden and terrible shock!