actualreallifewizard

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we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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can somebody cast “delete thc” on me I heard that the wizard bureau is doing drug tests

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Goosebumps by  Alex Vincent

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stop trying to be a super explosions wizard or a penis blast wizard. we need DOING THE DISHES WIZARDS

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

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star wizard 💫

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

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Magic Lamps and Dab Rigs

Your Coleman propane tank, with the proper concencrations can be turned into a vessel to hold a djinn. Add a torch attachment to release the fiery might of this spirit and heat your rigs, collectors, and bangers. #magick #magician #occult #everydaymagickcrap #iwishfordankhits #wizardy

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Back in 5 aeons.

The overwhelming sameness of this human world promted me to skip planes for a while. I am back though. I also found my lighter.

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#demons #solomon

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Charging sigils.

If you find it difficult to achieve gnosis when charging your sigils. Turn it into an art project. Make a collage, painting, or sculpture of your sigil. The blood, sweat, and tears of your crippling perfectionism will supply the charge needed.