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I know Black Mask can genuinely be an intimidating villain (which I hope he is for the Birds of Prey movie) but the #1 version of him that I’ll always love is him in Under the Red Hood when he just has one banger line of dialogue after another. Also his beady little eyes are so fricken funny.

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the way he interacts with everyone is gold

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my entire life is an example of idiot plot

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those spheres at Target

giant buried clowns

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What

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just a night with the guys

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John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock

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roman history au where everything is the same except mark antony wears these booty shorts the whole time

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The Animated History of Every Robin [DC Comics]

Written and produced by: Noah Sterling and Max Dweck

Animation by: Bram Lee Chin Horng, Alif Omar and Hor Kar Yeen

Voice actors by: Kaiji Tang as Batman | Griffin Puatu as Robins | Tiana as Talia Al Ghul | Austin Lee Matthews as Alfred Pennyworth

Sound Design by: Kai Paquin | Sound Mixer by: Stefano Campeelo | Music Editor by: Josh Ritz

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you know who doesnt get a fair share of criticism for its rampant racism, anti-semitism, islamophobia and complete lack of remorse or reparations for its sordid colonial past? France 

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cleopatra: im proud to identify as morosexual. im attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

mark antony: i decided to buy a chariot pulled by lions today and now i’m going to try and conquer parthia

cleopatra already taking off her shirt: marcus you’re so fucking stupid

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late republican romans as quotes from my immortal

clodius pulcher: Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?

cicero: Yeah but everyone is in love with me!

mark antony: He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

julius caesar: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

pompey magnus: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?

cato the younger: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

brutus: “YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS!

catullus: Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.”

clodia metelli: Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

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New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing…

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

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sexy fox who sells apples to my school dining hall

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accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind