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Tour starts tomorrow! Some of these dates have changed from what I posted a couple weeks ago, and there are definitely more. Most are opening for @boburnham. It's all very exciting and I'm hoping to meet lots of dudes asking how to break into comedy.

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LA! This is Thursday. It would be DUMB if you didn't CUMB.

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Just FYI, I've been Lenny Kravitzing since before Lenny Kravitz was Lenny Kravitzing.

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GUYS!! It says, "Well Koalified" and it's a koala! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

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DIIIAAAACCCCCKKKKK PIIIAAAACCCCC!!! (at The Vortex Midtown)

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Happy 4-Ortho-July!

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I am moving to LA one week from today, which means my #FarewellNYC tour starts tomorrow. Here is the official tour tee. I only made one, and I will be selling it after each tour stop until I am sold out. It cost me $48 to make, and since I need to make a good profit, I am asking $120. It's an American Apparel size medium. See you on tour!

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Comedy Central Latinoamérica translated my scroto photo joke and I will be performing it in Spanish from now on.

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Fuck you. (at Whole Foods Market Brooklyn)

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IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL oh wait he's just behind a bike wheel. FALSE ALARM!

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Stop emailing me you fucking psycho.

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Biggest thanks in the world to David Letterman and Paul Shaffer for 33 years plus the greatest day of my life. (at Ed Sullivan Theater)

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Holds up!

Happy Mother’s Day!

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Check out these bees doin it!

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Home. Exhausted. Happy. Full. #moontowercomedy #austin

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What a green room! Photo cred: @tedalexandro #moontowercomedy (at Vulcan Gas Company)

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I watched WolfCop on Netflix and it changed my life and it’s literally all I talk about on stage now.