i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.
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psychiatrists: You can’t stop this medication cold turkey. You need to stay on your meds no matter what. If you don’t stay on your meds I won’t treat you as my patient anymore
psychiatrists when you need your meds refilled: yeah I can do that in about 10 business days. oh you need it right now? or you’re going to end up hospitalized? meh I don’t care. good luck idiot
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I'm actually gonna throw up
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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.
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What would a Dwampyverse irl convention look like??
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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sorry for no art.
it's no cake, but here's a cupcake (ref sheet). i will do something cooler eventually
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sorry for no art.
it's no cake, but here's a cupcake (ref sheet). i will do something cooler eventually
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*guy whos been eating sloths his whole life and is getting tired of them* fast food....yes.. i think id like that very much....
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i've peaked
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