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Her most notable physical feature is her blue hair, styled into an improbably high beehive.
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my name is Wojak Coomer &my parents forgot to name.me
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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable
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Tumblrinas will be like: omg he's so hot and dreamy😍and the guy in question looks like this🙄

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i think bill should not be allowed to give birth to a new life because he will definitely eat the child as some animals do due to weakening of the body or lack of nutrients
imagine him looking at baby smiling with eye one second and yep baby in the mouth now yum yum tasty baby
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Was making food to bring over to my grandfather so i made him a little chicken pot pie (I know it looks like shit you need to be nice to me) and i cut out some letters in the pastry to spell out “Papa” for him, because that is what he is called, and i thought it would be Nice, but it backfired somehow and now i have to hand him a fucking fap pie. fuck my baka life
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